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Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation

Amy: I find the notion of romantic love an unnecessary cultural construct that adds no value to human relationships.

Quote from the episode The Robotic Manipulation

Amy Farrah Fowler (text message): I don't care for perchloroethylene, and I don't like glycol ether.

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Penny: How's your life?
Amy: Like everybody else's, subject to entropy, decay and eventual death. Thank you for asking.

Quote from the episode The Love Car Displacement

Amy: Travel makes me constipated so I am the ideal hotel roommate.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Amy: Thanks to you, I just made a rhesus monkey cry like a disgraced televangelist.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Amy: Well, granted Penny your secondary sexual characteristics are reasonably bodacious but Priya is highly educated, she's an accomplished professional and she comes from the culture that literally wrote the book on neat ways to have sex. Whereas you, on the other hand, are a community college drop-out who comes from the culture that wrote the book on tipping cows.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Amy: I came as quickly as I could.
Penny: Ok, why?
Amy: To comfort you, of course. Sheldon told me about Leonard dating Rajesh's sister, so I high-tailed over here to pick up the pieces of your broken heart.
Penny: Amy, I'm fine.
Amy: You don't have to be strong for me. Now, let's talk about Priya, that man-stealing bitch.

Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation

Bernadette: We just thought you might want to go out and have a good time. Maybe go dancing?
Penny: Oh, gee, thanks, but I'm not really in the mood.
Amy: You do understand that it will distract you from obsessing over the rich variety of sweet loving that your ex-boyfriend is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai?

Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation

Amy (to Penny): You do understand that it will distract you from obsessing over the rich variety of sweet loving your ex-boyfriend is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai?

Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation

Amy: If you'd have let me bring the chloroform, we wouldn't have had to put up with all this jibber-jabber!

Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation

Amy: Y'know, if being on your own is new to you, I'd be happy to share some tension-relieving techniques for ladies I've perfected over the years. For example, do you own an electric toothbrush?
Penny: No
Amy: You should get one!

Quote from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation

Leonard: Sorry.
Amy: So, are you off to dinner with Priya, Howard and Bernadette?
Leonard: Yeah. How did you know?
Amy: I heard it at the mall, when I was shopping with my girlfriends, 'cause, you know, that's kind of my life now. Have a good night. Try not to ogle my caboose as I walk away.

Quote from the episode The Agreement Dissection

Amy: You're like a sexy toddler.
Sheldon: I don't know how to process that.

Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Amy: I study the brain, the organ reponsible for Beethoven's 5th Symphony. Bernadette studies yeast, the organism responsible for Michelob Light.

Quote from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation

Amy: Oh, my metatarsals are barking.

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