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Quote from the episode The Comic-Con Conundrum

Penny: Please? I went to your boring thing last month.
Amy: My aunt's funeral? Come on, even you checked your e-mail during the eulogy.

Quote from the episode The Comic-Con Conundrum

Penny: So, do you want to come?
Amy: No, thanks. I already live in a place all the nerds come to.

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Reverberation

Penny: You guys ready to get crazy?
Amy: Well, the bra under here ain't beige.

Quote from the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Amy: All right, you can open your eyes. I thought I'd let Harry Potter make things hotter.

Quote from the episode The Property Division Collision

Amy: I've got the Neosporin. Who got hurt?

Quote from the episode The Property Division Collision

Sheldon: Come along, Amy. I know when I'm not wanted.
Amy: I don't think you do, but alright.

Quote from the episode The Geology Elevation

Sheldon: You want me to read a geology paper?
Amy: Honestly, I just want you to be quiet but I'm all out of taffy.

Quote from the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Amy: Sheldon, I'm not ready to have a baby. Oh, yes, you are! I track your cycle. For the next 36 hours you're as fertile as a manure-covered wheat field.
Amy: Wow. I can actually feel the egg crawling its way back up.

Quote from the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Bernadette: Still, I can't believe you can turn ordinary skin cells into functioning brain cells.
Amy: Well, I turned this one into a functioning boyfriend, so sky's the limit.

Quote from the episode The Military Miniaturization

Amy: I mean, seriously, you have got to let me scan your brain when you're being dishonest so I can see what lights up.
Penny: That's super helpful, Amy. Thanks a lot. I can't wait to do that.
Amy: I can see a clump of bitch cells lightin' up from here.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Amy: I'm so humiliated. I sat there the whole time that we were watching Grease, thinking you liked the painting.
Penny: I know.
Amy: I was a fool from Summer Lovin' to the very last rama lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Penny: I should have been honest with you and told you the gift was too much.
Amy: Yes, too much. Because our friendship is fundamentally asymmetrical. I clearly like you more than you like me.
Penny: I don't think you can put a number on how much one person likes another.
Amy: I bought you a painting, that's 12 square feet in area. There's a number.
Penny: Amy, come on...
Amy: If you don't like feet, you can try dollars. The painting set me back three grand.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Penny: Okay, look, I didn't want to say this, but the real reason I took the painting down was because it made Bernadette very jealous.
Amy: Oh, my goodness, how could I have not seen that? The painting is a constant reminder that of the three of us, she is the least cool.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Amy: Oh, what a great movie.
Penny: I cannot believe you've never seen Grease.
Amy: My mother didn't allow me to watch it. She was afraid it might encourage me to join a gang.

Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Amy: Well, it sounds like you're saying that I could do better than Sheldon.
Bernadette: Boy, these drinks are strong. Oh mama, I'm gonna be huggin' the toilet tonight.
Amy: No, tell me, I want to know what you meant by that.
Bernadette: I just meant that you're not married and your boyfriend's kind of, Sheldon.
Amy: And your husband is extremely Howard.

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