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Quote from the episode The Herb Garden Germination

Amy: The meme has reached full penetration.
Sheldon: Pun intended?
Amy: No. Happy accident.

Quote from the episode The Skank Reflex Analysis

Amy: A guest in my trundle bed and a boy at my door. I wish I could tell thirteen-year-old me it does get better.

Quote from the episode The Pulled Groin Extrapolation

Amy: The only person who signed my yearbook was my mother. "Dear Amy, self respect and a hymen are far better than friends and fun. Love, mom."

Quote from the episode The Pulled Groin Extrapolation

Amy: I have a sorta kinda boyfriend at home playing with a model train, but you don't hear me bitching about it.

Quote from the episode The Skank Reflex Analysis

Amy: You can't blame yourself. When your pre-frontal cortex fails to make you happy, promiscuity rewards you with the needed flood of Dopamine. We neurobiologists refer to it as the skank reflex.

Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Amy: Now Sheldon, I know you're a left handed monkey wrench but you seriously have a mortal enemy
Sheldon: Yes, in fact I have 61. Would you like to see the list?

Quote from the episode The Agreement Dissection

Amy: Yes, dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty. Which brings me to our next order of business. (Kisses him)
Sheldon: Fascinating.
Amy: I hope you don't take what I'm about to do as a comment on what we just did. (Runs to bathroom and vomits)

Quote from the episode The Infestation Hypothesis

Amy: You are aware that your ritualistic knocking behavior is symptomatic of obsessive-compulsive disorder?
Sheldon: Is not. Is not. Is not.
Amy: Denial. Denial. Denial.

Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation

Amy: Yo, P-dawg!

Quote from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion

Amy: If you're keeping him, I've got a cage you can borrow. One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck. It was both tragic and hysterical.

Quote from the episode The Isolation Permutation

Amy: Sheldon, sometimes you forget, I'm a lady. And, with that comes an estrogen- fueled need to page through thick glossy magazines that make me hate my body.

Quote from the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition

Amy: Sheldon I'm disappointed, as a brilliant man you're entitled to a vice. I could understand frequenting an opium den or hunting your fellow man for sport, but this? Lame-o!
Sheldon: Well, A, comic books employ story telling through sequential art, a medium that dates back 17, 000 years to the cave paintings of Lascaux, and B, you play the harp. Like that's cool.

Quote from the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition

Stuart: Can I help you find anything?
Amy: A comic that doesn't depict a woman whose bosom can be used as a flotation device.

Quote from the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition

Amy: (Reading Sheldon's relationship agreement) Section 5, Hand Holding: Hand holding is only allowed under the following circumstances: A. either party is in danger of falling of a cliff, precipice or ledge; B. either party is deserving of a hearty hand shake after winning a Nobel prize; C. moral support during flu shots.

Quote from the episode The Countdown Reflection

Amy: I love his eidetic memory, it's so sexy. Sheldon, what are the ingredients in Pringles?
Sheldon: Dried potatoes, vegetable oil, corn flour, wheat starch, maltodextrin, salt, and my favorite ingredient of all, uniformity.
Amy: The uterus quivers, does it not?

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