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Quote from the episode The Troll Manifestation

Amy: Why? What did I do?
Bernadette: I'm sorry. I had to get the spotlight off me, and tearing down other women is part of my pageant training.

Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation

Amy: Outstanding. And if we fail, we can always stop at CVS and pick you out a nice toothbrush. I call mine Gerard.
Bernadette: That's a bit sad.

Quote from the episode The Sales Call Sublimation

Stuart: Well, that's it.
Bernadette: I guess so.
Stuart: This is weird.
Howard: Yeah, a grown man moving into his own apartment. Crazy times. See ya!
Bernadette: Ignore him. He's just using humor to express how ... happy he is.
Stuart: It's okay. I know he loves me.
Bernadette: Sure he does.

Quote from the episode The Positive Negative Reaction

Bernadette: Yeah, it's all real exciting.
Penny: Are-are you not happy about this?
Bernadette: I am. Of course I am. I'm sure it's just the hormones. But it's weird. Howie's the one who's been talking about having kids for years, and I was all excited to tell him because I thought he'd be thrilled, but then he started to flip out and now this feels like a bad idea and I'm gonna get fat.
Penny: No, no, come on. Come on, you're not gonna get fat. You're gonna be beautiful and glowing and have the cutest little baby bump ever.
Bernadette: Easy for you to say, skinny bitch.

Quote from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation

Amy: She always this crabby when she urinates?
Bernadette: We're really not that close.

Quote from the episode The Higgs Boson Observation

Bernadette: You're going to be fine. You survived that Weight Watchers cruise with your mom. And they ran out of low-fat ice cream on day two. Just calm down and take a few deep breaths.

Quote from the episode The Decoupling Fluctuation

Penny: I'm not unhappy at all. It's just, I don't know, I've been in love before, but it felt different. But maybe this is a new, better, boring kind of love. Do you ever feel that way about Howard?
Bernadette: Oh, that's not really a fair comparison. I'm basically married to a sexy Buzz Lightyear.

Quote from the episode The Decoupling Fluctuation

Amy: You slept with him?
Penny: I didn't know what else to do. He had those big, sad eyes.
Bernadette: Oh, sure, you had no choice.

Quote from the episode The Pulled Groin Extrapolation

Bernadette: That's pretty big talk for a man with a closet full of magic tricks at his mother's house.

Quote from the episode The Bakersfield Expedition

Amy: Sheldon doesn't believe in brunch. He can't stand being at a table where one person's having an omelette and another person's having a sandwich.
Bernadette: That's not exhausting at all.

Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Bernadette: I had no choice. I had to tell his mother. He can't go to space. He's like a baby bird. Do you know he once got an asthma attack from reading an old library book?

Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Bernadette: Oh, God, you're right. I took our love and threw it under his bus-sized mother.

Quote from the episode The Habitation Configuration

Bernadette: No husband of mine is gonna break his mother's heart!

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Bernadette: That's so cute. I didn't think there could be a smaller version of you.

Quote from the episode The Closet Reconfiguration

Bernadette: Just seeing that letter freaked him out. And he was already having a tough day, 'cause he accidentally wore my pants to work. I don't know why he was upset. They were bigger on him than me.

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