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Quote from the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Sheldon: Yeah, this little guy can already recognize electronically transmitted images 20% faster than any other sample in Amy's lab.
Bernadette: I'm running out of ways to act excited.

Quote from the episode The Geology Elevation

Bernadette: (To Sheldon) I can't imagine you being violent.
Leonard: It's not hard. Just picture the Three Stooges, and then take away two stooges.

Quote from the episode The Property Division Collision

Bernadette: Stuart, you cooked?
Howard: How did you know it wasn't me?
Bernadette: There's only three people in this house, and you'd still be my fifth guess.

Quote from the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Bernadette: I'm sorry.It's our first time.
Althea: It's okay. This little one will be here before you know it. Do we know what we're having?
Howard: No, we're keeping it a surprise.
Althea: Old school. Nice.
Bernadette: Not that old school. He knows.

Quote from the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Bernadette: (groaning) Here comes another one. (yelling) Hey, Squinty, the gas pedal's on the right!
Stuart: All right, hang on. If you see any pedestrians, just call 'em out.

Quote from the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Bernadette: I didn't know her five minutes and she asked, (imitating Mrs. Wolowitz) "Are you a Milky Way or a Snickers girl?"
Howard: Thank God you answered right - we wouldn't be here today.

Quote from the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Howard: Remember what you learned in birthing class.
Bernadette: I remember thinking, "this is stupid" and I was right!
Howard: Do you want me to get the nurse?
Bernadette: No! If one more person puts their fingers near my uterus, I'm gonna cross my legs and snap 'em off!

Quote from the episode The Holiday Summation

Penny: They told Mary they were living together, there was a fight, he got his feelings hurt, then he put underwear on his head-
Leonard: On purpose, not the way it used to happen in high school.
Sheldon: I was acting odd intentionally.
Bernadette: Really? So you can control it?

Quote from the episode The Emotion Detection Automation

Penny: Hey, boys. How's it going?
Sheldon: Well, I thought we were having a nice conversation, but it turns out, I was being offensive.
Bernadette: So, normal.

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Reverberation

Penny: Is everything okay?
Bernadette: Yeah. I may have just left my infant daughter with Patrick and SpongeBob.

Quote from the episode The Allowance Evaporation

Raj: I thought we were best friends!
Howard: We are! That's why I'm sad my best friend's gonna be homeless.
Bernadette: I'm sorry, Raj. We really just don't have the space.
Leonard: What if he lives in your garage?
Bernadette: What if you stop helping?!

Quote from the episode The Comic-Con Conundrum

Howard: Mm, how's my favorite girl?
Bernadette: Okay.
Howard: What you doing?
Bernadette: Making lasagna.
Howard: Oh, she's sexy, she can cook. I'm such a lucky guy.
Bernadette: You want something stupid, or you did something stupid?
Howard: No. I just walked in here, saw how beautiful you are and had to tell you.
Bernadette: Oh, dear God, you're cheating on me with Raj.
Howard: (false giggle) Never gets old.

Quote from the episode The Escape Hatch Identification

Howard: Fine, what should we do?
Bernadette: We're smart. I'm sure we can think of something.
Howard: You want to let him live here?
Bernadette: Oh, we're smarter than that.

Quote from the episode The Escape Hatch Identification

Raj: Can I get anyone anything at all?
Penny: Raj, you don't have to serve us.
Raj: It's the least I can do for helping me carry my stuff up.
Howard: It was really no problem.
Bernadette: Not for you, box of towels.

Quote from the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Stuart: What you working on?
Bernadette: Trying to catch up on office e-mails before I go back.
Stuart: Oh, that's right, maternity leave's almost over. Are you excited?
Bernadette: Yeah, I mean, I'll miss Halley, but it'll be nice to get out of the house, be intellectually stimulated. Go out to lunch instead of, you know, (points to her breasts) being lunch.

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