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Quote from the episode The Escape Hatch Identification

Howard: You've got a Raj, we've got a Stuart. Maybe we should take them both to the park and let them run around together.

Quote from the episode The Monster Isolation

Howard: He's just decided that he'll never leave his apartment ever again.
Sheldon: Oh, good, I've been itching to pull that trigger.

Quote from the episode The Tangible Affection Proof

Howard: Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Raj: Everything okay?

Quote from the episode The Comic-Con Conundrum

Howard: Dinner's almost ready. If you like meatloaf, I'm sure you'll like its cousin, bowl of meat.

Quote from the episode The Emotion Detection Automation

Raj: Maybe I'll just play the field.
Howard: Yeah, the field was just here. The field said no.

Quote from the episode The Romance Recalibration

Howard: Yeah, got to get her hooked on TV, or someday, she'll want me to play outside.

Quote from the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Howard: She would've been the best grandma.
Bernadette: She did always have candy in her pocket.
Howard: Yeah. I was 20 years old before I figured out Tootsie Rolls weren't naturally warm.

Quote from the episode The Property Division Collision

Howard: It's like we have a butler. If I had a Batsuit I'd be Bruce Wayne.
Bernadette: You have a Batsuit.
Howard: It's pajamas, there's no cape.

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Howard: Look at you. Willy Wonka would roll you to the juicing room.

Quote from the episode The Hot Tub Contamination

Bernadette: Uh, I left my phone downstairs!
Howard: Damn, so did I.
Bernadette: Wait, I have my iPad.
Howard: What are you going to do, e-mail 911?

Quote from the episode The Hot Tub Contamination

Howard: Well, pulling a quarter out of your ear isn't the only magic these hands can do.

Quote from the episode The Military Miniaturization

Howard: I was counting on that money. I need to make as much as my wife so I don't have to try so hard in bed.

Quote from the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction

Howard: I'm proud of you, Leonard. Working out on the North Sea for months, that's really something.
Leonard: I know. As far as science goes, this is the adventure of a lifetime.
Howard: Maybe your lifetime. I went to space.
Leonard: It's not a competition.
Howard: You're right, you're right. I'm really proud of you, and I'm gonna miss you when you're gone. And space beats water.

Quote from the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction

Howard: It was really nice of you to try to be happy for Leonard.
Sheldon: Thank you.
Howard: It must've killed you when I went to space.

Quote from the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction

Leonard: Really, you guys do not need to throw me a going-away party.
Howard: Are you kidding me? How often can you say bon voyage to somebody when they're actually going on a voyage?

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