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Quote from the episode The Escape Hatch Identification

Penny: Well, it's like that science thing. For every action, you have a gigantic and annoying reaction.
Leonard: Just when I thought you couldn't get any hotter.

Quote from the episode The Escape Hatch Identification

Sheldon: I spoke with Leonard's mother, and she made me feel better.
Leonard: I don't know who you talked to, but that wasn't my mother.

Quote from the episode The Escape Hatch Identification

Sheldon: Well, I think it's very nice that you're helping out our friend.
Leonard: I think it's nice that you're taking whatever medication Amy's clearly giving you.

Quote from the episode The Emotion Detection Automation

Leonard: Well, I'm sure he'll appreciate carrying his samples in a briefcase instead of his colon.

Quote from the episode The Romance Recalibration

Sheldon: At our age, why don't we call it man's night?
Leonard: Because we just spent our allowance on comic books.

Quote from the episode The Romance Recalibration

Leonard: I would pull this car over and kick you out, but if Penny dumps me, you're all I got.

Quote from the episode The Holiday Summation

Penny: Oh, it's Bernadette. She says they're running late. "The baby threw up on Howard, and then Howard threw up on Howard."
Leonard: Well, he didn't throw up on the baby. That's a win.

Quote from the episode The Holiday Summation

Penny: Do boys have flowers?
Leonard: Who knows what he has down there.

Quote from the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Penny: How come you never eat broccoli?
Leonard: I'm married, I don't have to be attractive.

Quote from the episode The Veracity Elasticity

Howard: I'm serious, JPL's actually developing a robot arm that could grab an asteroid before it hits us.
Leonard: So their plan for saving the Earth from Armageddon is hoping a bunch of scientists can catch a ball?

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Leonard: And that is how a short asthmatic scientist landed a stone-cold fox.

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Leonard: You'll have nerds fawning all over you. If you don't love that, this marriage is in trouble.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Leonard: Never leave a belt on the floor. At night, they look like snakes.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Leonard: He startles easily, so, please, no flash photography.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Leonard: Keep M&Ms in your pocket in case you have to wait in a long line.

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