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Quote from the episode The Tangible Affection Proof

Leonard: I'm cool with surprises, but nothing on the Jumbotron. I don't want to cry on the big screen like that.

3.5

Quote from the episode The Convention Conundrum

Raj: Does he sound like a criminal?
Howard: What do you mean?
Raj: You know, did he say things like "youse guys" or "listen here, say".
Leonard: Yes, he's late because he's on his way here from 1940.

3.5

Quote from the episode The Indecision Amalgamation

Leonard: That was Wil. He's feeling a lot better. Apparently he's twelve down in the TV Guide crossword puzzle.

3.5

Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence

Leonard: You know what, why don't we just ease into this? Let's go for a walk and see if we find a new restaurant.
Sheldon: Any chance this restaurant is near Griffith Park? *Brings out a Lord of the Rings - Gandalf hat*
Leonard: No.

3.5

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Dissolution

Leonard: What about when you did Anne Frank at that cute little theater?
Penny: It was above a bowling alley.
Leonard: Yeah, but there was ample parking.

3.5

Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Sheldon: [President Siebert said] that everybody has to do things they don't want to do. He then gave an example of something he had to do although he didn't want to. And that was look at my stupid face.
Leonard: That's a rude thing to say ... out loud.

3.5

Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Leonard: Penny and Leonard 2.0. We can test it internally, shake out the bugs, and if we both think it is solid, we roll it out to the public.

3.4

Quote from the episode The Hesitation Ramification

Leonard: I'm so proud of you.
Penny: They haven't even got to my scene yet.
Leonard: I know, but you're going to be a TV star and you haven't left me yet. That takes guts!

3.4

Quote from the episode The Hesitation Ramification

Leonard: (on the phone) Yes, how much for 100 long-stem red roses? Really? How much for three?

3.4

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem

Leonard: Sheldon, we both agreed to do this.
Sheldon: It's a waste of time. I might as well explain thermodynamics to a bunch of Labradoodles.
Leonard: If you don't do this, I won't take you to the comic book store.

3.4

Quote from the episode The Tenure Turbulence

Leonard: (To Penny) Way to hit 'em with both barrels.

3.3

Quote from the episode The Friendship Turbulence

Penny: I called them. The part's gone. They gave it to someone else. Now some girl's going to get discovered and get famous, and go on Letterman and talk about how she got her big break on some cheap monkey movie all because some dumb girl though it was beneath her.
Leonard: At least they talk about you on Letterman.

3.3

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Leonard: The funeral's on Sunday.
Sheldon: But that's Star Wars day.
Leonard: Yeah. Off all the things about this that are sad, that might not be number one.

3.3

Quote from the episode The Love Car Displacement

Leonard: Yeah, that would be a little more like getting into dracula's coffin.

3.3

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem

Leonard: That's it, no more Thai food.

3.3

Quote from the episode The Deception Verification

Sheldon: Well, Leonard, I think it's high time we address the tweepadoc in the room.
Leonard: The what?

3.3

Quote from the episode The Good Guy Fluctuation

Leonard: Oh. Watch out, Sheldon. This little boy Casper is a g-g-g-ghost!
Sheldon: Droll.
Howard: Not as droll as a grown man passed out in a puddle of his own urine.
Leonard: That was pretty droll. With a hint of ammonia.

3.2

Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Leonard: Then I'll just cut your vines with my Ruby Sword. (Playing card, making gesture to Howard) That's right, I did it, I cut them.

3

Quote from the episode The Proton Displacement

*Leonard's phone vibrates*
Leonard: Oh, God.
Professor Proton: What is it?
Leonard: Sheldon just sent me a picture of him and Bill Nye getting smoothies.

3

Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration

Leonard: Oh, cool. So it's good if I cry a little?
Penny: I probably wouldn't.
Leonard: Yeah .. *wipes tears from his eyes*.

3

Quote from the episode The Hesitation Ramification

Leonard: Hey, can we talk?
Penny: We can, but the part of Penny might get cut.

3

Quote from the episode The Friendship Turbulence

Penny: It's just so humiliating.
Leonard: "So humiliating?" Am I driving you to the Cheesecake factory or - I'm sorry, I'll stop. I'll stop.

3

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Sheldon: I'm fine.
Leonard: Okay ... and yet he cried when they changed the raisin box.

3

Quote from the episode The Deception Verification

Leonard: This is me doing the Titanic pose on the boat. ... Oh, that'sme getting rescued when I fell in.

2.8

Quote from the episode The Mommy Observation

Amy: Should you really be sitting in Sheldon's spot?
Raj: He's in Texas, he'll never know.
Penny: Wouldn't be so sure about that.
Leonard: Yeah, he has a very sensitive butt. Look, it's true. Once I saw him sit on a bunch of loose change and add it up.

2.7

Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Leonard: Maybe it's a shipping problem.
Howard: What?
Leonard: Maybe Wesley Snipes and Toucan Sam just got action figures that look like you guys.

2.5

Quote from the episode The Table Polarization

Leonard: You make a lot of sense. I like this table and I'm getting it.
Penny: Really, this one?
Leonard: That one.
*Penny nods*
Leonard: Damn right I like that one.

2.2

Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Sheldon: Oh No! They sent the wrong Spock. I specifically ordered the Leonard Nimoy Mr Spock; why would i feel safer with Zachary Quinto at the foot of my bed?
Leonard: I don't know! He was pretty bad-ass in Hero's!
Sheldon: Ok, I'll give it a try.
Leonard: Excuse me (goes and talks to Penny)
Sheldon: (As Leonard walks to Penny's flat) Live long and suck it, Zachary Quinto!!!! (In background of Leonard and Penny talking) Nope it's no good. You're going back Quinto!

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