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Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis

Sheldon: I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom is our living room and just outside our living room is that hallway and immediately adjacent to that hallway is [Penny's messed up apartment]!
Leonard: Do you realize if Penny wakes up there's no reasonable explanation to why we are here?
Sheldon: I just gave you a reasonable explanation.
Leonard: No, no. You gave me an explanation. Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers.

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Penny: Ok, here you go Leonard. One tequila sunrise!
Leonard: Thank you! You know, this drink is a wonderful example of how liquids with different specific gravities interact in a cylindrical container!

Quote from the episode The Isolation Permutation

Leonard: Come on, she's your friend. Step up! [Knock * 3] Amy. [Knock * 3] Amy. [Knock * 3] Amy. (Turns to leave) Bye!
Sheldon: Where are you going?
Leonard: I'm single, I don't need this crap.

Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Leonard: Some kind of nerd? I'm the king of nerds.
Penny: What does that mean?
Leonard: It means that if someone makes me mad, I won't help them set up their printer.

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Leonard: I bet I could throw a rock in this room and come up with three better friends!

Quote from the episode The Skank Reflex Analysis

Leonard: Got any advice?
Beverly: Yes. Buck up.
Leonard: Excuse me, you're a world-renowned expert in parenting and child development, and all you've got is "buck up"?
Beverly: I'm sorry. Buck up, sissypants!
Leonard: Thanks, mother. I feel much better.
Beverly: If you need any more help from me, my books are available on Amazon. Logging off.

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Leonard: Elevators, parks, movie theaters. Out of curiosity, is this subway, the transportation system, or Subway, the sandwich shop?
Penny: Sandwich shop.
Leonard: Doesn't that violate the health code or--?
Penny: No, at the sandwich shop, we were only making out.

Quote from the episode The Good Guy Fluctuation

Leonard: You may be from Texas, but I'm from New Jersey.

Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Leonard: We're always the good guys. In D&D, we're lawful good. In City of Heroes, we're the heroes. In Grand Theft Auto, we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat.
Sheldon: Those women are prostitutes? You said they were raising money for stem cell research.

Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Leonard: It will be like our World of Warcraft party a few years ago when the neighbors called the cops on us.
Howard: They called the cops because of the smell. They thought we were dead.
Raj: We were badass back in the day.
Leonard: All right, let's do it.
Howard: 48 hours of Star Wars gaming.
Raj: It's on like Alderaan.

Quote from the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Leonard: There's not going to be a confrontation. I bet he can't even spell confrontation.
Kurt: C-O-N...frontation.

Quote from the episode The Closet Reconfiguration

Leonard: Where have you been?
Sheldon: Oh, Leonard, if I was prone to sarcasm I'd say I was pulling off a major heist at the museum of laundry baskets.
Leonard: (Counts to 10 and takes a breath) What I meant was, gee Sheldon! You were gone a long time!

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Penny: What?
Leonard: He said we should maybe enter you in the killer robot competition.

Quote from the episode The Contractual Obligation Implementation

Howard: Last time I was here, I was a scrawny little nerd.
Leonard: And now you're also an astronaut.

Quote from the episode The Raiders Minimization

Leonard: There's chapters about potty training, bed wetting and masturbation. Basically, if something came out of me, she wrote about it!

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