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Quote from the episode The Geology Elevation

Leonard: You know, I do understand what you're feeling. My brother and sister's accomplishments have always been held over my head.
Sheldon: How did you deal with it?
Leonard: I wet the bed until college, but I don't think that's a quality fix.

Quote from the episode The Geology Elevation

Amy: What happened?
Sheldon: I tried to let go of anger and threw a rock into my foot!
Leonard: Then he got more angry and kicked the rock with his other foot.
Penny: Wha--? And what happened to you?
Leonard: Oh, I laughed so hard, I burst a blood vessel in my nose.

Quote from the episode The Geology Elevation

Amy: You know, it's one thing to be envious, but now you're injuring yourself. It has to stop.
Leonard: Although if you are gonna do it again, please let me know, so I can get it on video.

Quote from the episode The Geology Elevation

Sheldon: Top of the afternoon, gentlemen.
Howard: You're in a good mood.
Sheldon: Well, it's a new day. I have a new outlook. You know, I realized I don't need to worry about other people. I just need to think more about myself.
Leonard: Oh, how will we ever get used to the new you?

Quote from the episode The Geology Elevation

Sheldon: (off-screen) Leonard! I hurt myself again.
Leonard: Excuse me, I have to go take some pictures.

Quote from the episode The Property Division Collision

Leonard: Hey, guys, what are you? Oh, that's here, cool.
Penny: Amy wants me to have it.
Amy: Well, it would be selfish of me to keep it.
Penny: But it's a picture of you.
Amy: And you.
Penny: But you commissioned it.
Amy: To give to you.
Penny: But you like it so much.
Amy: So do you.
Penny: I seem to be losing.
Leonard: Yes, you do.

Quote from the episode The Property Division Collision

Sheldon: Wonderful, Longclaw is mine. And how about you keep our ... avocado plant?
Leonard: Sounds right. A limited edition collectible worth hundreds of dollars and a thing that grew out of a thing we fished from the trash.

Quote from the episode The Holiday Summation

Sheldon: Can you believe my mother thinks we're both strange?
Leonard: (loudly) Absolutely not!
Penny: (whispering) That's too loud.
Leonard: (quietly) Absolutely not.

Quote from the episode The Holiday Summation

Penny: There's the little family!
Raj: Hello.
Stuart: Hello.
Leonard: And their Sherpas.

Quote from the episode The Romance Recalibration

Leonard: "Article 10, subsection C: If questioned, Penny may not say that everything is fine if it isn't.
Other unacceptable responses include: 'It's nothing', 'Don't worry about it', and 'I said it's nothing, don't worry about it'."

Quote from the episode The Emotion Detection Automation

Leonard: You're not being very nice.
Sheldon: What? He said he was fine.
Howard: Sometimes people say things they don't mean.
Sheldon: Well, that's a paradox. If you meant what you just said, then that means you may not have meant what you just said.
Leonard: Careful, I saw this on Star Trek. Smoke's gonna come out of his ears soon.

Quote from the episode The Emotion Detection Automation

Raj: You know, I just read a study that suggests new mothers are better at sensing emotions for up to two years.
Amy: It's true. Pregnancy causes physiological changes in the brain that result in increased empathy.
Penny: Huh. So all we need to do is get Sheldon knocked up.
Leonard: We can't. He was already fixed when I found him at the shelter.

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Reverberation

Leonard: This train thing worked out better than I thought. He's home studying the engineer's manual.
Howard: It's so peaceful without him here. Can I ask you how much that cost?
Leonard: $4,000. Worth every penny.

Quote from the episode The Allowance Evaporation

Penny: You know, we could've come to you guys. You didn't have to bring the baby here.
Bernadette: Oh, it's okay. It's good to get out of the house.
Howard: And the car ride puts her to sleep.
Leonard: Aw, that used to work with Sheldon.
Penny: Yeah, until someone left him in the drugstore parking lot and he freaked out.
Leonard: Who forgot to crack the window?

Quote from the episode The Allowance Evaporation

Raj: My father thinks the reason I can't make a relationship work is because I'm spoiled.
(Everybody is quiet, looking sheepishly away from Raj)
Leonard: I'm sorry, is he waiting for someone to disagree?

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