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Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion

Howard: I can't believe I wasted all that money.
Leonard: Aw, and my girlfriend wouldn't let me get one. Look at my face. Do I look smug? I feel smug.

Quote from the episode The Closet Reconfiguration

Raj: Now, the first thing we need is a theme. I'm thinking turn-of-the-century Moulin Rouge.
Leonard: I'm thinking you need a testosterone patch.

Quote from the episode The Guitarist Amplification

Leonard: So, by friend, do you mean friend friend, gay friend, or ex boyfriend who you're now platonic with but still might have a thing for your friend?
Penny: Well, he's definitely not gay.
Leonard: Oh, a definitely not gay musician sleeping on my girlfriend's couch. Yippee!

Quote from the episode The Guitarist Amplification

Penny: Oh and FYI, you never even heard of The Black Eyed Peas until you met me.
Leonard: I'd heard of them. Didn't know they were a band.

Quote from the episode The Guitarist Amplification

Penny: Oh, there it is again. You think I'm stupid.
Leonard: No, there's a difference between being stupid and acting stupid.
Penny: Oh, yeah? Well, there's a difference between being a jerk and being an ass.
Leonard: No, there isn't. They're synonyms.

Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex

Leonard: I have asthma. Back off!

Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex

Leonard: Wait, I got it. I got it.
Bernadette: Congratulations. You got it last.
Leonard: You're really mean, you know that?

Quote from the episode The Alien Parasite Hypothesis

Leonard: I suppose there are worse ways to spend a Friday night. None come to mind.

Quote from the episode The Einstein Approximation

Penny: Toad of truth? Is that a physics thing?
Leonard: No, that's a crazy thing.

Quote from the episode The Einstein Approximation

Leonard: Sheldon took our order.
Penny: Sheldon doesn't work here.
Leonard: Well, honey, not to complain, but we were starting to think you didn't either.

Quote from the episode The Agreement Dissection

Leonard: No offense, but shower sex with you is now the second best thing that's happened today.

Quote from the episode The Terminator Decoupling

Leonard: Wow, teasing the guys at the Apple Store seems a little redundant now.
Sheldon: I don't follow.
Leonard: I wouldn't expect you to.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Leonard: Look, I am in the Halo battle of my life here. There's this kid in Copenhagen. He has no immune system so all he does is sit in his bubble and play Halo 24/7.
Howard: Can't you play him some other time?
Leonard: Not if you believe his doctors.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Leonard: Here you go, Copenhagen boy, how about a taste of Hans Christian Hand Grenade.

Quote from the episode The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis

Dave: I don't know how you live next door to that without doing something about it.
Leonard: Actually, science is my lady.

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