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Quote from the episode The Focus Attenuation

Howard: I can't argue with him, it's right there on the screen. Austria does look like a wiener.
Raj: That's nothing. Dude, go check out how hung Florida is.
Leonard: I'm sure Mrs. Florida's walking funny.

Quote from the episode The Hook-Up Reverberation

Raj: You guys kiss and hold hands.
Leonard: I've seen him do it. It's not romantic.

Quote from the episode The Hook-Up Reverberation

Howard: Yeah, I wish Stuart would reopen, I hate this place, too.
Leonard: Okay, him I believe because he's an eighty-year-old man in a fifteen-year-old's t-shirt. You're just upset about Stuart, your mom and all their HBOs.

Quote from the episode The Hook-Up Reverberation

Sheldon: Boy, if there's one thing that gets my goat, it's those dadgum insurance companies.
Leonard: Why, because they won't get off your lawn?

Quote from the episode The First Pitch Insufficiency

Amy: After a lively debate, that motion passed by a 2-0 margin.
Leonard: It's nice to see a busy couple keep the spark of bureaucracy alive.

Quote from the episode The First Pitch Insufficiency

Sheldon: It's like when I thought there was possum in my closet. Did I sit around wondering? No, I sent Leonard in with a pointy stick and a bag.
Leonard: I killed his chewbacca slippers.

Quote from the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Penny: So you want me to be a teacher's pet?
Bernadette: Couldn't hurt.
Leonard: I don't know. Who here has ever been hurt because they were the teacher's pet?
*Sheldon, Amy, Howard, Leonard and Raj raise their hands*

Quote from the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Sheldon: Apparently I have a reputation for being "obnoxious".
Leonard: Whaaaaaat?

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Penny: Hi, wanna do yoga with me?
Leonard: Let me just have some coffee first and then I'll have the strength to tell you how much I won't be doing that.

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Sheldon: Of course it's not a big deal to you. You idolize me and nothing could knock me off that pedestal you put me on.
Leonard: It's true. You are a God to me.

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Leonard: If you had told anyone that you were going away on a train, by yourself, across the country, do you know what they would have said?
Sheldon: That I couldn't do it?
Leonard: Exactly. Right after they said 'yeah!'

Quote from the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Leonard: A butterfly could have gotten himself home from Arizona.

Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Sheldon: [President Siebert said] that everybody has to do things they don't want to do. He then gave an example of something he had to do although he didn't want to. And that was look at my stupid face.
Leonard: That's a rude thing to say ... out loud.

Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Beverly Hofstadter: Let me save you all of your hemming and hawing. Sheldon already told me that you and Penny are engaged.
Leonard: I hate that you talk to him more than you talk to me.
Beverly Hofstadter: Would you like for me and you to talk more?
Leonard: You know, it's probably fine.

Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Penny: This is so sweet. You never cook for me.
Leonard: Well, you cook for me all the time and eugh.
Penny: If you don't like my cooking, why haven't you ever said anything?
Leonard: Well, it's hard to talk with so much heavy chewing to do.

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