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Quote from the episode The Romance Recalibration

Penny: Is it normal for the husband to kind of completely stop giving a crap?
Bernadette: Uh-oh, what's going on?
Penny: Well, Leonard used to do all these things, like bring me flowers and wear pants.

Quote from the episode The Romance Recalibration

Penny: Pink wine and pizza bagels? It's like eighth grade all over again.

Quote from the episode The Birthday Synchronicity

Raj: Don't come to the hospital. We're headed home.
Penny: Oh, that was fast. Did she sneeze the baby out?

Quote from the episode The Property Division Collision

Leonard: You're good at revenge; how do we get him back?
Penny: Well, my go-to move is usually sleep with the person's boyfriend, but I kind of feel like I'm already doing that.

Quote from the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Raj: Well, I can't eat like a ten-year-old all the time.
Penny: You're dating somebody! Who is it?

Quote from the episode The Veracity Elasticity

Leonard: Which is why I got you this Pink Power Ranger. Put it anywhere you like.
Penny: Okay, but you may feel some discomfort.

Quote from the episode The Veracity Elasticity

Penny: I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we watch the news or something?

Quote from the episode The Hot Tub Contamination

Penny: Sheldon, she wanted to share a toothbrush holder with you, and now you're at an ice cream parlor trying to pick up women!

Quote from the episode The Hot Tub Contamination

Sheldon: Oh, look who's in favor of compromise, the woman who married Leonard Hofstadter.
Leonard: Hey, she didn't compromise. She settled. There's a difference.
Penny: Yeah, you tell him, babe.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Penny: The new neighbors are weird.

Quote from the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Penny: Oh, I'll have some wine and listen to people go on about crap I don't understand. I mean, how is it any different than every single day of my life?

Quote from the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Penny: Now Sheldon's popular? What is happening?!

Quote from the episode The Military Miniaturization

Penny: You know, when Leonard's feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.
Amy: Does that help?
Penny: For a while, then he comes back.

Quote from the episode The Conjugal Conjecture

Penny: Your parents are old. Anything unspeakable was finished by 9:30.

Quote from the episode The Convergence Convergence

Sheldon: She's still not answering.
Leonard: My father's not texting me back.
Penny: 'cause they both turned their phones off.
Sheldon: I don't like this at all.
Leonard: I don't like it either.
Penny: Really? 'cause I love it.

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