Penny Quotes Page 16 of 75
Quote from the episode The Comic Book Store Regeneration
Penny: What's up?
Sheldon: I'm mad at Amy.
Penny: Did you she leave pit stains in your favorite crop top, too?
Quote from the episode The Space Probe Disintegration
Leonard: I did not force you to go to that.
Penny: You left the house in a fez and a bow tie. I went so you wouldn't get beat up.
Leonard: I wasn't going to get beat up.
Penny: You were but somehow I held myself back.
Quote from the episode The Fortification Implementation
Penny: I think I started to suspect it was a bad movie when I looked at the sc
Wil Wheaton: Uh, spoiler alert. After the monkey sees, it kills.
Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor
Penny: Drop dead, you stupid, self-centered bastard.
Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex
Amy: That would be my boyfriend. Happier playing his dopey Star Trek game with his friends than hanging out with me
Penny: Wars.
Amy: What?
Penny: Star Wars. They get all cranky when you mix the two up.
Amy: What's the difference?
Penny: There is absolutely no difference!
Quote from the episode The Romance Resonance
Raj: Penny, if you truly want to be romantic it has to come from you.
Penny: I get that, but why is this so hard?
Raj: You've probably never had to do this before because you're young and beautiful, and men have always thrown themselves at you.
Penny: Yeah, I'm trying to be sad about that. I can't.
Quote from the episode The Itchy Brain Simulation
Leonard: I'll show you what's in the box if you promise not to flip out.
Sheldon: Why would I flip out? Is it a spider? Oh, oh, it's a spider?
Penny: No, if it were a spider, Lenny would have flipped out.
Quote from the episode The Itchy Brain Simulation
Leonard: Sheldon's being reasonable.
Penny: Yeah, it's freaking me out. I'm gonna go.
Quote from the episode The Friendship Turbulence
Sheldon: Oh, I'm fine. It's just some stomach medication for my trip. There's a remote yet distinct possibility that I may end up in South America.
Penny: Remember the old days when I would have said something dumb like "Why?"
Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox
Penny: I grew up on a farm. From what I heard, they're either having sex or Howard's caught in a milking machine.
Quote from the episode The Perspiration Implementation
Penny: Well, what are you gonna do?
Amy: I don't know. I guess I assumed that I would eventually date other people, but this is happening so fast.
Bernadette: What can it hurt?
Amy: Well, I was hoping the next person I dated would be a little less like Sheldon.
Bernadette: You mean, not a scientist?
Penny: I think she means not a weirdo.
Quote from the episode The Cooper Extraction
Penny: Hey, you guys ready to order or do you need a few minutes?
Leonard: *mumbles*
Penny: Few minutes it is.
Quote from the episode The Celebration Experimentation
Penny: Sheldon, can I come in?
Sheldon: How do you know I'm not using the facilities?
Penny: Because you e-mail me your bathroom schedule once a week, even though I've clicked unsubscribe, like, a thousand times.
Quote from the episode The Convergence Convergence
Sheldon: She's still not answering.
Leonard: My father's not texting me back.
Penny: 'cause they both turned their phones off.
Sheldon: I don't like this at all.
Leonard: I don't like it either.
Penny: Really? 'cause I love it.
Quote from the episode The Higgs Boson Observation
Leonard: If you want help, just hire a grad student.
Penny: Maybe I could do it.
Sheldon: You, really? You can assess the quality of my work? Okay, um, here. I wrote this when I was five years old.
Penny: A proof that algebraic topology can never have a non self-contradictory set of abelion groups. Im just a blond monkey to you, aren't I?
Sheldon: You said it, not me.
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