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Quote from the episode The Citation Negation

Penny: So neither of them showed up for work today?
Leonard: No, I tried calling and no one picked up.
Penny: Look, I'm sure they're fine. They were probably up all night coming up with a new theory.
Leonard: I also texted to see if he wanted to go to the new Fantastic Beasts movie and he didn't respond.
Penny: All right, well, they're already dead. There's nothing we can do.

Quote from the episode The Helium Insufficiency

Bernadette: Hey, you know who went out on a date the other night? Stuart.
Penny: Oh, good for him.
Bernadette: I thought so, too.
Penny: So is she, like, homeless, or framing him for a crime?

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Penny: Hi. We're just heading out for a drink.
Amy: Because I do that now.
Bernadette: Count your blessings you're not a Tanzanian chimp.
Priya: What?
Penny: Don't listen to her, she's had a lot of ice cream.

Quote from the episode The Line Substitution Solution

Penny: Hey, listen, what if we have a little mother-in-law, daughter-in-law dinner tonight?
Beverly: So just the two of us?
Penny: Or I invite a few girlfriends, 'cause hearing you say the two of us just sent a chill right down my spine.

Quote from the episode The Clean Room Infiltration

Penny: So, if you don't mind me asking, do you think you might start dating again?
Dr. Koothrappali: It's much too soon for that. Why, do you know someone?
Penny: No, but if things don't work out with me and Leonard, I'll call you. Wait, how much do you talk about Star Trek?

Quote from the episode The Clean Room Infiltration

Penny: It's kinda boring. Although it did get exciting for a minute when Amy inhaled a wool ball.

Quote from the episode The Space Probe Disintegration

Penny: There's got to be something fun we can do that the guys will hate.
Leonard: Hang on, why do we have to hate it?
Penny: Three words: Doctor Who convention.

Quote from the episode The Speckerman Recurrence

Penny: (On the phone) Anyway, I'm really sorry I made fun of your stutter in high school.
Bernadette: You're doing great.
Penny: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, God, just finish the sentence. Okay, well, I'm sorry you feel that way. Bye. No one wants to hear my apologies.
Amy: I think your mistake is doing it over the phone. If they could look into your eyes, they'd melt.
Bernadette: Penny, it doesn't matter what you did in the past. You're a good person now.
Penny: That's easy for you to say. You weren't just called a b-b-b-b-bitch.

Quote from the episode The Anxiety Optimization

Penny: Have fun.
Sheldon: Oh, I will. Nothing more fun than a paradigm shifting evening of science.
Penny: (To Leonard) And you thought it was soaping me up in the shower.

Quote from the episode The Communication Deterioration

Amy: I can't believe you got up and walked out of an audition for a big movie.
Penny: I did. I mean, I walked in, read for the part, then stunk up the place, but then I walked right out.

Quote from the episode The Guitarist Amplification

Penny: Oh, thank you very much. Come back soon. With the other half of my tip.

Quote from the episode The Mystery Date Observation

Penny: Don't take advice from a man who threw his shoe at a crow.

Quote from the episode The Cornhusker Vortex

Penny: Sheldon, come in.
Sheldon: Thank you. I'd like to make a sandwich, but I'm out of bread.
Penny: There's some in the fridge.
Sheldon: You shouldn't keep your bread in the refrigerator. Staleness is caused by crystallization of the starch molecules, which occurs faster at cool temperatures.
Penny: On Earth, we say thank you.

Quote from the episode The Change Constant

Leonard: Sheldon, that was really rude.
Sheldon: I'm sorry. Amy is the one constant I can count on, and now she's changing.
Leonard: It's just a haircut and some clothes.
Sheldon: No, it's the last straw! I can't take any more! [elevator bell dings]
Penny: Can you believe it? They finally fixed the elevator.

Quote from the episode The Cushion Saturation

Penny: There, nice and comfy cosy. Zero, zero, zero.
Sheldon: There's one more zero. You forgot the time parameter.
Penny: Sit on the damn couch.

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