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Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Sheldon: I know why. You've come to me because you're my Obi-Wan.
Arthur: I'm not familiar with that. Is that an Internet?

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Professor Proton: Oh, great, this again.

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Professor Proton: Why isn't it ever Angie Dickinson's bedroom?

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Arthur: Where are we?
Sheldon: This is the swampland of Dagobah. It's where Luke was trained in the ways of the Jedi.
Arthur: Oh, too bad. I thought it was Florida.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Arthur: Just make sure you appreciate those who are still there for you.
Sheldon: But I do appreciate them.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Arthur: Is this the first time you've lost someone close to you?
Sheldon: Oh, no. I've already had to say goodbye to eleven Doctor Whos.
Arthur: Yeah, I've outlived a few of my doctors, too.

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Sheldon: In the past, you've come to me when I was struggling with a dilemma.
Professor Proton: And the one time when you were afraid and you needed me for a night light.

Quote from the episode The Proton Displacement

Sheldon: Arthur! Arthur, it's me, Sheldon Cooper.
Professor Proton: Trust me, I remember.
Sheldon: This is television legend, Arthur Jeffries. His science show inspired millions of children.
Professor Proton: Hold on, you have a girlfriend?
Amy: Yes, and I've heard so much about you. Hey look, we're wearing the orthopaedic shoes. I can't believe I dress like a celebrity.
Professor Proton: Okay, I get it now.

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Sheldon: No, not that. I understand the mechanics.
Professor Proton: Oh, good. Good. 'cause I have no idea what kids these days are calling their parts.
Sheldon: I think they say "junk."
Professor Proton: What is happening to this world?

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Professor Proton: We'll be right back after I fire my writers.

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Professor Proton: Okay. Once the man gets the woman out of her bloomers-

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Arthur: This is weird. Most of my robes open in the back.

Quote from the episode The Proton Displacement

Bill Nye: Wow, Arthur Jeffries. It's an honor to meet you. My show would never have happened without yours.
Professor Proton: That's what I told my lawyers.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Sheldon: You're back.
Arthur: Yeah, apparently I'm here whenever you need me.
Sheldon: That's nice.
Arthur: Maybe for you.

Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Arthur: It's fantastic. This is the longest I've gone without running into a men's room in years.

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