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Quote from the episode The Separation Agitation

Raj: Can't believe Bert has a girlfriend and I don't.
Amy: I thought you were taking a break from women to focus on your career.
Raj: Oh, grow up.

Quote from the episode The Recollection Dissipation

Raj: Guys, before this gets ugly, remember, the winner gets Sheldon.

Quote from the episode The Escape Hatch Identification

Raj: I was literally just looking at my moving boxes, trying to pick one to live in.

Quote from the episode The Escape Hatch Identification

Raj: Hey, what's it like sharing a bathroom with Penny? Is there hair everywhere? Does she use your loofah?
Penny: I don't have a loofah.
Raj: Okay, well, if I move in, you can't use mine.

Quote from the episode The Comic-Con Conundrum

Raj: Oh, Double Stuf Oreos, I remember when I could afford you.

Quote from the episode The Emotion Detection Automation

Leonard: What's going on with that woman you're dating?
Raj: I broke up with her.
Leonard: Why?
Raj: She said she didn't want to see me anymore and I found that insulting.

Quote from the episode The Holiday Summation

Bernadette: Everyone's a better mom than me.
Raj: Oh, don't take it so personally, maybe your baby's just a jerk.

Quote from the episode The Property Division Collision

Raj: Hey, this pregnancy had an emotionally-needy third wheel way before you came along.

Quote from the episode The Geology Elevation

Sheldon: Bert did quality research. And he deserves whatever accolades he receives.
Howard: What is going on? Did you upgrade his software last night?
Leonard: I think he might be learning on his own.
Raj: Then the robot uprising has begun.

Quote from the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Raj: Oh my god, I just got it. Fun onions. Funyuns. Hahahaha!

Quote from the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Raj: Maybe there are other things we have in common. Come dinner-time, do you enjoy eating food?

Quote from the episode The Veracity Elasticity

Raj: Not me, I'm a 100% honest in all of my relationships.
Howard: And how single are you right now?
Raj: Eating-cake-on-the-toilet single.

Quote from the episode The Veracity Elasticity

Raj: If we're all gonna die, why am I eating so much kale?

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Raj: I've been babysitting him way longer than you have.

Quote from the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Bernadette: Sorry I flipped out on you. I think it's just hormones.
Raj: I think you were mean before you were pregnant, but it's fine.

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