Raj Koothrappali Quotes Page 16 of 70
Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Howard: Let me get this straight. So, he kills this girl's father, cuts off the guy's face, and is wearing it as a mask while he makes out with her.
Raj: I'm just gonna say it: that's not okay.
Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence
Raj: Ah beer, the magic elixir that can turn this poor shy Indian boy in the life of the party ... Oh yeah!
Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture
Raj: I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight.
Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment
Mrs. Koothrappali: What are we suppose to tell Lalita's parents?
Dr. Koothrappali: I play golf with her father, I won't be able to look at him.
Raj: Why don't you keep your eye on the ball, Papa?
Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration
Amy: (To Raj) Should somebody as lonely as you really be making fun of me?
Raj: Yeah, grow up, Howard! God.
Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration
Amy: So what am I supposed to do now?
Raj: Prepare your uterus for his gigantic offspring?
Quote from the episode The Friendship Turbulence
Raj: Emily, your face is like a precious Dew-kissed flower.
Amy: Wow.
Raj: I know. Powerful stuff, huh?
Amy: No. You're supposed to be yourself. Not all desperate and creepy.
Raj: Okay, I'm getting some mixed messages here.
Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion
Sheldon: Oh look, Saturn 3 is on.
Raj: I don't want to watch Saturn 3. Deep Space Nine is better.
Sheldon: How is Deep Space Nine better than Saturn 3?
Raj: Simple subtraction will tell you its six better.
Quote from the episode The Pirate Solution
Raj: I don't wanna go back to India, it's hot and loud, and there are so many people! You have no idea, they're everywhere.
Quote from the episode The Deception Verification
Howard: This man (Raj), held my breast the other day and I love him for it.
Raj: A little loud, dude.
Quote from the episode The Thanksgiving Decoupling
Raj: Why would you push a cow over? They're sacred.
Penny: Oh, stop it. I've seen you eat like a million hamburgers.
Raj: Hey, an animal can be both sacred and delicious.
Quote from the episode The Thanksgiving Decoupling
Amy: I can't believe Penny's married to Zack.
Raj: I wonder what she saw in that guy.
Bernadette: I don't know. He's sweet. He's tall. Handsome.
Amy: Broad shoulders. Good hair.
Raj: Hmm, I wonder what she sees in Leonard.
Quote from the episode The Table Polarization
Raj: Oh sure. I sit on the floor for years and no one cares. The pretty white girl's there ten seconds and suddenly we're all running to IKEA.
Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope
Raj: Lock up your daughters, we're going to hit it and quit it.
Quote from the episode The Bat Jar Conjecture
Howard: Ooh, more details about the new Star Trek film! There is going to be a scene depicting Spock's birth.
Raj: I'd be more interested in a scene depicting Spock's conception.
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