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The Big Bang Theory: Season 9 DVD

The Big Bang Theory: Season 9 DVD

The ninth season of The Big Bang Theory is coming soon to DVD and Blu-ray. Enjoy all twenty-four episodes of the latest season all over again with new bonus features.

US Release date: Tuesday, September 13


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Quote from the episode The Closure Alternative

Howard: People change names on blogs to protect their privacy. Roger is Raj.
Raj: Oh, I always thought if I had a white name it would be Gavin.

Quote from the episode The Bat Jar Conjecture

Sheldon: Teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures thus intimidating one's opponent.
Raj: Then we could be the Bengal tigers.
Sheldon: Poor choice. You know, gram for gram no animal exceeds the relative fighting strength of the army ant.
Raj: Maybe so, but you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass.

Quote from the episode The Herb Garden Germination

Raj: Shut your ass!

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Raj: Ooo, big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken.

Quote from the episode The Weekend Vortex

Raj: But excuse me, I have something to say. None of you may realize it, but I was very much looking forward to this weekend. It was gonna be like the old days -- the four of us hanging out, playing video games, before you guys all got girlfriends. Do you have any idea what it's like to be the only one without a girlfriend? Even if I get one someday, I'll still be the guy who got a girl after Sheldon Cooper!

Quote from the episode The Einstein Approximation

Raj: Okay, just to be clear, roller skating was my idea, and I'm very unhappy that you turned it into a double date. I hope you both fall on your asses and break your coccyxes.
Sheldon: The plural of coccyx is coccyges.
Raj: Screw you. Give me back my lima beans.

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Wolowitz: Sex is never the way I dreamed it was going to be.
Raj: Because in your dreams, you're a horse from the waist down.

Quote from the episode The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

Raj: With your American accent, everything you say sounds stupid.

Quote from the episode The Gothowitz Deviation

Girl: What are you gonna get, Raj?
Raj: With my luck, hepatitis.

Quote from the episode The Engagement Reaction

Raj: Sheldon, that's my water.
Sheldon: Oh, dear Lord!
Leonard: That's not your water.
Raj: I know.

Quote from the episode The Guitarist Amplification

Rajesh: Excuse me but I don't think Penny is out of line at all. You don't own her. It's like my girl Beyonce says: If you like it you should've put a ring on it.

Quote from the episode The Vegas Renormalization

Raj: She is exactly Howard's type. A hooker.

Quote from the episode The Engagement Reaction

Howard: Hell hound.
Raj: Who let the satanic dogs out?

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Raj: How can I be a gynaecologist? I can barely look a woman in the eye!

Quote from the episode The Bus Pants Utilization

Raj: Ooh, Leonard is going all alpha nerd on Sheldon's ass.

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