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Quote from the episode The Thespian Catalyst

Raj: Dance number aside, I'm so not gay.

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Raj: How can I be a gynaecologist? I can barely look a woman in the eye!

Quote from the episode The Robotic Manipulation

Raj: When Winnie-the-Pooh got his head stuck in the honey tree, his friends all grabbed onto him and pulled and pulled.
Leonard: You do what you want I'm not touching another man's honey tree.

Quote from the episode The Cornhusker Vortex

Leonard: I think I'm starting to get this.
Rajesh: Really? The only thing I've learnt in the last 2 hours is that American men drink a lot of beer, pee too often and have trouble getting erections.
Leonard: Focus on the game, not the commercials Raj.

Quote from the episode The Classified Materials Turbulence

Howard: Okay make your little jokes, but out of the four of us, I'm the only one who's making real world contribution to science and technology.
Rajesh: He's right, this is an important achievement for two reasons. Number one and of course number two!

Quote from the episode The Re-Entry Minimization

Howard: Wow, so you guys are like buds now?
Raj: Oh, yeah, we hang out all the time.
Stuart: Plus, he doesn't have a girlfriend, I don't have a girlfriend.
Raj: It's like we both had these holes in our lives, but now we fill each other's holes.
Stuart: That sounds a little funny to an American ear.
Raj: Which part?
Stuart: Just all of it.

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Wolowitz: I think that you and Penny had a poor night.
Leonard: It wasn't poor. It was ... just fine.
Raj: Dude, the fourth Harry Potter movie was just fine.

Quote from the episode The Bat Jar Conjecture

Raj: I say we wait until he looks at us then laugh, like "Yes, you're a smart and strong competitor but we're also smart and strong and we have a reasonable chance of defeating you".

Quote from the episode The Robotic Manipulation

Raj: You slipped and fell into a robotic hand.
Wolowitz: Yes.
Raj: Penis first?
Wolowitz: Yes.

Quote from the episode The Itchy Brain Simulation

Howard: The man impersonating a bear would like you to know that "Only you can prevent forest fires."
Raj: I don't get it.
Howard: You didn't have Smokey the Bear in India?
Raj: No. Was he anything like Munmun the Mongoose? He taught us not to play with cobras.
Howard: You had to be taught not to play with cobras?
Raj: You had to be taught not to burn down the forest?

Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Sheldon: Where's the ring?
Leonard: It's in a Fedex box on it's way back to where it came from.
Rajesh: The fires of Mount Doom?

Quote from the episode The Engagement Reaction

Raj: Hell hound. Who let the satanic dogs out?

Quote from the episode The Jerusalem Duality

Raj: Can you believe it! He watched me work for 10 minutes and than he tried to build a little piece of software that could replace me.
Leonard: Is that really possible?
Raj: As it turned out, yes.

Quote from the episode The Cornhusker Vortex

Raj: You always do this, you know, ditch me for a woman you don't have a shot with.
Howard: I totally had a shot.
Raj: With a woman you were chasing in a park. That's not a shot, that's a felony.

Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Raj: Can I bring girls here?
Leonard: You? Sure. Bring as many as you want.
Raj: Okay, deal.
Leonard: Just not against their will.

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Raj: Come on, dude, bros before ... my sister.

Quote from the episode The Thespian Catalyst

Raj: I know the feeling. It's like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit on you. It happened to a friend of mine.

Quote from the episode The Apology Insufficiency

Raj: I haven't cried this hard since Toy Story 3.

Quote from the episode The Financial Permeability

Raj: If anyone cares, I still have to pee.

Quote from the episode The Irish Pub Formulation

Raj: Hands off my sister.
Sheldon: Why would I touch your sister? She's all covered in airplane germs.

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