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Quote from the episode The Vegas Renormalization

Raj: (Reading Howard's tweet) I am so lonely and horny, I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction

Lakshmi: I'm gay.
Raj: Like dude-on-dude but with women?

4.3

Quote from the episode The Wiggly Finger Catalyst

Raj: She gives me things, too.
Raj's father: Yeah, yeah, I'm a gynaecologist. I know exactly what she gives you.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Leonard: On the other hand, some physicists are concerned that if the supercollider actually works, it'll create a black hole and swallow up the Earth, ending life as we know it.
Raj: What a bunch of crybabies. No guts, no glory, man.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Raj: You have lost so much weight. That must have been difficult for you because you were so, so fat. Do you remember?
Lalita: Yes I do.
Raj: Of course you do. Who could forget being that fat?
Lalita: Well I've been trying...

4.3

Quote from the episode The Cooper Extraction

Bernadette: So how come you two (Leonard & Raj) didn't move in together?
Leonard: This guy wanted a place of his own because he was sure he was going to be a ladies' man.
Raj: Yeah, I was wrong.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Pirate Solution

Leonard: What have you been doing for the past six months?
Raj: You know, checking email, updating my Facebook status, messing up Wikipedia entries. Did you know Netflix lets you stream movies on your computer now?

4.3

Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Sheldon: I shower twice a day and wash my hands as often as I can.
Lalita: Really? So do I!
Raj: But, you're a dentist, he's nuts!

4.3

Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Raj: Not only are there thousands of people starving in India, there's an Indian starving right here!

4.3

Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Raj: Who died and made you the king of moments?

4.3

Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation

Raj: Whoa! What's your hurry, cowboy? Savor the moment.
*Raj and Howard slowly remove the plastic off Raj's new iPhone 4S*
Howard: Oh, yeah.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Rajesh: Die, Toaster, Die!

4.3

Quote from the episode The Hot Troll Deviation

Raj: Sorry, dude. The thermostat's on my side of the room, so it stays Mumbai hot in here until you turn off that stupid Indian music!
Sheldon: I'll turn off the music when you get rid of that salmonella-ridden parakeet.
Raj: Oh, too bad. Sheldon's pathologically afraid of birds. Hey, look, Sheldon. Birdie, birdie, birdie.
Sheldon: That's it. Prepare for marshmallow death.
Raj: Eat flaming Nerf!

4.3

Quote from the episode The Table Polarization

Raj: This is so much better than watching TV like a muggle.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Killer Robot Instability

Sheldon: Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?
Rajesh: As with my father I both love and fear it.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Thanksgiving Decoupling

Raj: My, my. The plot - like my gravy - thickens.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis

Raj: Did you forget what Penny did to you? It took two years and defiling my sister to turn that frown upside down.
Leonard: I didn't defile your sister, we had a relationship.
Raj: I heard you called her Brown Sugar. In my book, that's defilement.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation

Sheldon: What do you want?
Raj: *High voice* We represent the Lollipop Guild and we want you!

4.3

Quote from the episode The Closure Alternative

Raj: I do have a pretty balls-to-the-wall moisturizing regime.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Thanksgiving Decoupling

*Amy walks into the kitchen where Raj and Bernadette are preparing dinner*
Amy: You need any help?
Raj: Yeah, can you reach that gravy boat up there?
Amy: Sure.
Raj: Great, that makes one of you.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Discovery Dissipation

Raj: There's also a time to stop eating so many jelly beans. And it's when you're ten!

4.3

Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption

Howard: I promise I'll be on my best behavior.
Raj: You better be. No jokes about how close I am with my dog. Or the truth about how close I am with my dog.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Raj: Bad news, the Nigerian prince maybe a fraud.

4.2

Quote from the episode The Transporter Malfunction

Raj: Let's go see if you fit in my man purse.
Bernadette: Metrosexual, my ass.

4.2

Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration

Amy: So what am I supposed to do now?
Raj: Prepare your uterus for his gigantic offspring?

4.2

Quote from the episode The Indecision Amalgamation

Emily: If it makes you feel better, you're not the wierdest guy I've met off the Internet.
Raj: Well, give me a chance. You don't even know me.

4.2

Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation

Leonard: You know, when Sheldon gives you homework, you don't have to do it.
Raj: In fact, it's better if you don't. Otherwise, it makes the rest of us look bad.

4.2

Quote from the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Raj: I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight.

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Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex

Raj: I wish I had a friend like me.

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Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Raj: I'm glad men are wearing hats again. They are so distinguished.

4.2

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