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Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Howard: Okay, fine. Let's say there was a moment.
Raj: There was.
Howard: There wasn't. But even if there was, what are you gonna do about it?
Raj: I will slowly seduce her until she falls helpless into my bed, hungry for the pleasure only I can give her.
Howard: So nothing.
Raj: No, not a thing.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Raj: Hey, look, there's Rothman's empty office. Sad.
Leonard: Yeah.
Sheldon: Mm, indeed.
Howard: So sad.
Sheldon: Dibs.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Raj: Would you look at this? I paid twenty five dollars to some kid on eBay for a handcrafted Harry Potter wand. He sent me a stick. He went into his backyard, he picked up a stick.
Howard: It's numbered.
Raj: Ooh, limited edition. Nice.

Quote from the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction

Raj: If you look carefully at Venus, you should be able to see the International Space Station pass by.
Lucy: Wow. Your friend was actually up there?
Raj: Yeah. He brought me back a T-shirt that said "My Friend Went to the Space Station and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt".
Lucy: Did he take the T-shirt to space?
Raj: Nope. It's exactly as lousy as advertised.

Quote from the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction

Amy: Ignore him. He's a little nervous 'cause he doesn't think I understand the severity of your social anxiety.
Raj: What the? Are you crazy? You can't talk about social anxiety to someone who has social anxiety. It makes them socially anxious!

Quote from the episode The Military Miniaturization

Raj: Wail till I Snapchat that my friends might be working on a top secret government project.
Leonard: Are you crazy? You can't put that on Snapchat.
Raj: Fine, I'll put it on Facebook like a caveman.

Quote from the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Raj: Well, I think the first thing we should get rid of is that tone.

Quote from the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Bernadette: Sorry I flipped out on you. I think it's just hormones.
Raj: I think you were mean before you were pregnant, but it's fine.

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Raj: I've been babysitting him way longer than you have.

Quote from the episode The Veracity Elasticity

Raj: If we're all gonna die, why am I eating so much kale?

Quote from the episode The Veracity Elasticity

Raj: Not me, I'm a 100% honest in all of my relationships.
Howard: And how single are you right now?
Raj: Eating-cake-on-the-toilet single.

Quote from the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Raj: Maybe there are other things we have in common. Come dinner-time, do you enjoy eating food?

Quote from the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Raj: Oh my god, I just got it. Fun onions. Funyuns. Hahahaha!

Quote from the episode The Property Division Collision

Raj: Hey, this pregnancy had an emotionally-needy third wheel way before you came along.

Quote from the episode The Geology Elevation

Sheldon: Bert did quality research. And he deserves whatever accolades he receives.
Howard: What is going on? Did you upgrade his software last night?
Leonard: I think he might be learning on his own.
Raj: Then the robot uprising has begun.

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