Rajesh: Ah beer, the magic elixir that can turn this poor shy Indian boy in the life of the party ... Oh yeah!
Raj: If anyone's interested, I'll be spending this Valentine's in the same way I spend every Valentine's. Buying disoriented chicken from the supermarket, taking home, standing over the sink and eating out of the packet with my bear hands like an animal.
Wolowitz: Oh, stop it with the fake third world crap. Your father is a gynecologist and you had a house full of servants.
Raj: We only had four servants, and two of them were children.
*Discussing Paintball Strategy*
Raj: We need a plan. How about Operation Hammer of the Gods?
Leonard: I forget, which one is Hammer of the Gods?
Raj: We hide behind the Dumpsters in the parking lot and ambush people when they come to pee.
Rajesh: What are you waiting for?! Kill Wil Wheaton! From hell's heart, stab at him!
Raj: Disneyland can suck it. This is the real happiest place on Earth.
Rajesh: Die, Toaster, Die!
Leonard: Here's an approximation of the spare parts available on the Space Station. We gotta find a way, using nothing but this, to reinforce this so the waste material avoids the spinning turbine.
Raj: You mean so it doesn't hit the fan?
Sheldon: What do you want?
Raj: *High voice* We represent the Lollipop Guild and we want you!
Sheldon: Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?
Rajesh: As with my father I both love and fear it.
Raj: I hate myself, but I'm pretty sure I'm mad at you!
Howard: I guess times have changed since we were young. Smart is the new sexy.
Leonard: Then why do we go home alone every night? We're still smart.
Rajesh: Maybe we're too smart. So smart it's off-putting.
Sheldon: This is an auspicious moment, like Robert Oppenhiemer or Neil Armstrong, we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.
Rajesh: How about, die toaster, die!
Leonard: That'll do it!
Leonard: I'm not going out tonight, Raj.
Raj: All right.Would you mind if I went to your room and downloaded some Asian pornography?
Leonard: Very much.
Raj: Doesn't have to be Asian.
Raj: We are from the Lollipop guild and we want you!
Raj: And then, when he woke up, it was ... HIS SISTER!
Raj: The Good Wife is on. I tell you, this is my new Grey's Anatomy.
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