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Quote from the episode The Stag Convergence

Sheldon: I'm confused. I thought since our reconciliation, I was your friend in this group.
Wil Wheaton: Oh, I'm friends with Howard too.
Sheldon: Oh, I guess you're just friends with anybody. (drinks again) Urgh!

Quote from the episode The Stag Convergence

Raj: May I have your attention, please? We are here tonight to celebrate the upcoming nuptials of my best friend Howard Wolowitz.
Everybody: Hear! Hear!
Sheldon: And apparently Wil Wheaton's best friend.
Wil Wheaton: Sheldon...
Sheldon: Talk to the hand.

Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Sheldon: Here is a hot beverage to comfort you. It's in a to-go cup. Make of that what you will.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Leonard: What's he doing here?
Sheldon: We're going to work this office situation out like gentlemen. And if that doesn't work, I'm going to poison his tea.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Sheldon: Fine. In the interest of preserving our friendship...
Barry Kripke: Were not friends.
Sheldon: Well, that's a little hard to hear, but all right.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Raj: How about you decide this with Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock?
Barry Kripke: What the frig is that?
Sheldon: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock was created by Internet pioneer Sam Kass as an improvement on the classic game Rock-Paper-Scissors. All hail Sam Kass.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Sheldon: Ah, the spoils. I see why victors love them.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Howard: Why don't you just turn up the thermostat?
Sheldon: Aha! Good question. It turns out the thermostat for my new office isn't in my new office. No. It's next door in Professor Davenport's office, who is currently enjoying the hot flashes associated with menopause.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Leonard: Why is there a hole here?
Sheldon: Why is there a hole in my new office? I've narrowed it down to two possibilities: There was something in the wall that someone outside the wall wanted, or the more disturbing, there was something in the wall that wanted out.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Raj: Well, at least you finally got a window that opens. That's nice.
Sheldon: Is it? Listen.
Raj: What, you don't like wind chimes?
Sheldon: No, I hate them, but it gets worse. There it is.
Howard: The bird?
Sheldon: Yeah, It's completely out of tune with the wind chimes.
Raj: So?
Sheldon: You don't get it, do you? That's a mockingbird. Mockingbirds can change their song, which means he's out of tune on purpose. He's mocking me.

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Sheldon: The vibration. We are directly underneath the geology lab, and they're running their confounded sieve shakers again. Hey, gravel monkeys, if you need to shake rocks, try jiggling your heads around!

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Leonard: Sheldon, relax.
Sheldon: How can I relax? My nervous system is being stretched out like the strings of a harp and plucked by holes, and birds, and wind, and the low-hanging scrotum of the difficult-to-evict Professor Rothman.
Leonard: If you're not happy, why don't you just let Kripke have the office?
Sheldon: What, and let him win? Do I look crazy to you?

Quote from the episode The Rothman Disintegration

Sheldon: We're trying to think down here, you geode-loving feldspar jockeys!

Quote from the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction

Howard: Leonard, I may have gotten you a job.
Leonard: I have a job.
Sheldon: Yes, he does. He caters to my every whim.

Quote from the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction

Sheldon: Well, now, but do you think that's a good idea? You know Star Trek. Should a guy with no name and a red shirt really go on an expedition?
Raj: Hey, don't discourage him. This is a fantastic opportunity.
Sheldon: No one asked you, Uhura.

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