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Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Amy: Listen, you and I are gonna be sharing a bed. You know, this is uncharted territory for both of us. How are you feeling about that?
Sheldon: Oh, excited, concerned, a little scared. All the same emotions I feel in line at Space Mountain.

Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation

Amy: Comfy?
Sheldon: Oh, I'm just happy I don't know what this memory foam remembers.

Quote from the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Sheldon: Would you care for a brandy?
Amy: I don't think so.
Sheldon: Good choice. It's disgusting.

Quote from the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Sheldon: And you realize what the next step is?
Amy: Set up a second culture and try to replicate our results.
Sheldon: Uh, no. We lock that door, lower our underpants a little, and make a baby.

Quote from the episode The Hot Tub Contamination

Sheldon: It's also why I never open a door without knocking three times. I mean, the first one's traditional, but two and three are for people to get their pants on.

Quote from the episode The Hot Tub Contamination

Sheldon: When we're sleeping, she breathes on me. One night, it got so bad I almost grabbed Toto and headed for the storm cellar.

Quote from the episode The Hot Tub Contamination

Sheldon: When I see a pretty gal walking down the street, I think, "hubba hubba" like any other guy.
Penny: You kiss your mother with that mouth? 'Cause it's fine.

Quote from the episode The Hot Tub Contamination

Amy: Well, for starters, there's nothing wrong with keeping our toothbrushes in the same holder.
Penny: Sheldon, what do you say to that?
Sheldon: I think we should see other people.

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Sheldon: Do you know what else I love about you?
Stuart: Hmm?
Sheldon: Your handwriting is impeccable!
Stuart: Thank you for noticing!
Sheldon: No, I mean it. I mean it. It's like you have the soul of a label maker.

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Sheldon: Is it a party? And if so, what kind of party? Is it a cocktail party? A Tupperware party? Ooh, yeah, is it a surprise party? Oh, I hope it's not a West Coast party, 'cause according to the man on the radio, a West Coast party don't stop.

Quote from the episode The Veracity Elasticity

Leonard: She took my Where's Waldo.
Sheldon: Well, no, no, he's over there.
Leonard: Oh, yeah, there he is.

Quote from the episode The Veracity Elasticity

Sheldon: Why would she keep something from me, you know? I shared my body with that woman. And my Netflix password.

Quote from the episode The Veracity Elasticity

Sheldon: Oh, I don't mind, I'm very good at complaining. If it were an Olympic sport, I'd complain about what a stupid sport it is and then I'd take home the gold.

Quote from the episode The Veracity Elasticity

Sheldon: Everybody wants to spend more time with me. I'm like a man made of sugar in a world of ants.

Quote from the episode The Veracity Elasticity

Sheldon: Well, I feel both flattered and hurt. Like when people say I look like that skeleton from Nightmare Before Christmas.

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