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Quote from the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction

Sheldon: Penny, were in the red zone. The white zone is for loading and unloading. Were breaking the law.

Quote from the episode The Conjugal Conjecture

Leonard: We're not gonna be brothers. We're not gonna be step brothers. Go to sleep.
Sheldon: I hope you're right. 'Cause a grown man living with his brother and his brother's wife is weird.

Quote from the episode The Conjugal Conjecture

Alfred Hofstadter:: If I may, I can assure you, your mother and I did nothing more than share a cab and a conversation.
Sheldon: Did that conversation include the phrase "your genitals are a joy to behold"?

Quote from the episode The Conjugal Conjecture

Beverly Hofstadter: I don't see why I should have to watch your father parade around with some Bible-thumping bumpkin.
Sheldon: Oh. Excuse me, that is my mother you're talking about, however accurately.

Quote from the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Sheldon: I am cool. This is YooHoo. Chocolate milk's delicious, watery cousin.

Quote from the episode The Dependence Transcendence

Sheldon: I am facing a great deal of work. And I do like things better when famous people also like them.

Quote from the episode The Brain Bowl Incubation

Sheldon: Would you care for a brandy?
Amy: I don't think so.
Sheldon: Good choice. It's disgusting.

Quote from the episode The Hot Tub Contamination

Sheldon: When we're sleeping, she breathes on me. One night, it got so bad I almost grabbed Toto and headed for the storm cellar.

Quote from the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst

Sheldon: Do you know what else I love about you?
Stuart: Hmm?
Sheldon: Your handwriting is impeccable!
Stuart: Thank you for noticing!
Sheldon: No, I mean it. I mean it. It's like you have the soul of a label maker.

Quote from the episode The Geology Elevation

Sheldon: Who leaves their bike in the hallway? You know, if I knew how to ride one, I'd steal it.

Quote from the episode The Geology Elevation

Sheldon: I can't believe I was surpassed by a geologist. I mean rocks! He studies rocks! If rock is so great, how come paper beats it?

Quote from the episode The Property Division Collision

Sheldon: He's expecting a newspaper in the morning. Apparently, they still make them.

Quote from the episode The Property Division Collision

Sheldon: Oh, now, what about our 3-D chess set?
Leonard: Let me guess, you want it.
Sheldon: Well, no, I just didn't think you'd want a physical reminder of a game you never managed to win. As a kindness, I should probably take all the games.

Quote from the episode The Property Division Collision

Sheldon: If it's like your 3-D chess game, then you're out of your length, width and depth. Amy, get the Neosporin, somebody just got burned.

Quote from the episode The Property Division Collision

Leonard: All right, I tried.
Sheldon: "All right, I tried." That should be the title of your autobiography. Ooh, a second-degree burn.

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