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Quote from the episode The Solder Excursion Diversion

Sheldon: Fine. I'm sorry. Thank you for the thoughtful gift. I really do appreciate it. As you know, I had become attached to my old laptop. But I'm sure, in time, that this one will ... Jeepers creepers, that started up fast!

Quote from the episode The Solder Excursion Diversion

Amy: Why do you have a storage unit?
Sheldon: Just wait.
Amy: How long have you had it?
Sheldon: Just wait.
Amy: Do you want me to hold that computer?
Sheldon: Just wait. You know what? Actually, yes, thank you.

Quote from the episode The Solder Excursion Diversion

Sheldon: In here is every clock radio I've ever owned. Calculators, VHS tapes. Yeah. Oh, sporting equipment.
Amy: You have sporting equipment?
Sheldon: Well, oh, it's just a golf ball that my brother threw at my head. You can still feel the dent. It's right next to the hockey puck dent.

Quote from the episode The Solder Excursion Diversion

Amy: So, why do you feel you need to save these things?
Sheldon: I'd like to say it's nostalgia, but every time I think of throwing anything away, my ears start to ring, and I get butterflies in my stomach. And then it feels like the butterflies get eaten by rats, and then the, the rats get eaten by...
Amy: Okay. I get it. I get it.
Sheldon: It ends with dinosaurs. I'm sorry if you think less of me.
Amy: I don't.
Sheldon: Really? 'Cause every time I come in here, I think less of me.
Amy: Why?
Sheldon: Because I'm a fraud. No, I purport to be a man of the mind. I've been such a, a vocal champion of the singularity. But how can I leave my body behind and become one with the Internet when I've never even thrown a toothbrush away?

Quote from the episode The Big Bear Precipitation

Penny: What am I smelling?
Sheldon: Oh, it's car air freshener. I was simulating the smell of the forest.
Penny: That's not what the forest smells like.
Sheldon: Well, how would I know?

Quote from the episode The Big Bear Precipitation

Amy: We could all go for the weekend. It'll be fun.
Sheldon: Excuse me. (Gets up and hands Amy a dictionary) Here, look up fun, get back to me.

Quote from the episode The Big Bear Precipitation

Leonard: You and I could still go and have a nice weekend.
Penny: Sure.
Amy: Come on, Sheldon, let's go with them.
Sheldon: I hardly think so. You be sure and say hello to all the mosquitoes, bees, bears, snakes, possums, poison oak, oh, and last, but not least, teenagers with guitars.

Quote from the episode The Big Bear Precipitation

Amy: So what do we do now?
Leonard: They have some board games.
Sheldon: Eh, most of the Jenga pieces are missing and the Scrabble only has seven tiles, so unless you want to build an unimpressive structure with the word schnerf next to it, move on.

Quote from the episode The Big Bear Precipitation

Amy: What's the game?
Penny: All right, it's called Never Have I Ever. The rules are simple. Someone says something they've never done, but if you have done it, you take a drink.
Leonard: I've never played that before.
Sheldon: Hey, now, wait. Have we started? Do I drink? What is happening?

Quote from the episode The Big Bear Precipitation

Sheldon: All right, my turn. Mm. Oh, I know. Never have I ever kept a secret bank account, because I think my wife can't handle money.
Did I win? I feel like I won.
Penny: I can't believe this. You realize I make more money than you?
Leonard: I don't - I know, but this isn't a big deal. It's just a little savings I put aside.
Penny: We're married. We're supposed to share everything.
Leonard: What, you mean, like, your massive credit card debt?
Sheldon: I'm calling it. I won.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Sheldon: Oh, by the way, don't forget, tomorrow is our quarterly roommate agreement meeting.
Leonard: Oh, Sheldon, we don't need a meeting every three months.
Sheldon: Hmm? Well, it sounds like the kind of thing one would bring up at a quarterly roommate agreement meeting. Lucky for you, it's tomorrow.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Leonard: This meeting is a waste of time. Whether we make the switch from Post Raisin Bran to Kellogg's Raisin Bran should not require parliamentary procedure.
Sheldon: You realize one of them has sugar on the raisins.
Leonard: You're the only one who eats them.
Sheldon: And yet you get to weigh in. Democracy, it's pretty cool, isn't it?

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Leonard: You're being ridiculous.
Sheldon: There's a motion on the floor, I'm ridiculous. Do we have a second? Hmm? Hmm? There is no second. The motion is denied. Next time, make sure you have the votes first. That was embarrassing.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Leonard: Why are you taking his side?
Penny: Because it's important to him, and when we signed the roommate agreement, we made a deal.
Sheldon: You keep talking like that, you're gonna make color guard.

Quote from the episode The Viewing Party Combustion

Sheldon: Are you up-to-date on Game of Thrones?
Penny: Mmm, I think so. Dragons, snow zombies, and all the hot guys are dead.
Sheldon: Oh, I don't know. Theon Greyjoy looks pretty good for a guy who had his genitals cut off.

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