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Quote from the episode The Pants Alternative

Sheldon: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side. Bazinga!

Quote from the episode The Classified Materials Turbulence

Sheldon: For what it's worth, my mother says that when we deceive for personal gain, we make Jesus cry.

Quote from the episode The Maternal Congruence

Sheldon: On the contrary I find the Grinch to be a relatable and engaging character. And I was really with him, right up to the point that he succumbed to social convention, returned the presents and saved Christmas.

Quote from the episode The Engagement Reaction

Sheldon: I gargled with tequila. I may have swallowed a tiny bit.
Leonard: You all right?
Sheldon: Fine, thank you for asking. I love you so much.

Quote from the episode The Nerdvana Annihilation

Leonard: How are we gonna get it upstairs?
Sheldon: If we take the dish off, it might fit in the elevator.
Leonard: Yes, but the elevator's been broken for two years.
Sheldon: I've been meaning to ask you, do you think we should make a call about that?
Howard: Not necessary, I have a master's in engineering. I remotely repair satellites on a regular basis. I troubleshoot satellite payloads. When the Mars Rover started pulling to the left, I performed a front-end alignment from 62 million miles away. (Pushing button on elevator) Nah, that baby's broken.

Quote from the episode The Bachelor Party Corrosion

Sheldon: Leonard?
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: I am getting too old for this crud.

Quote from the episode The Boyfriend Complexity

Sheldon: *Sees Leonard & Penny kissing* Oh, frickity frack. Not this again.

Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation

Sheldon: Amy Farrah Fowler, that's the most pragmatic thing anyone has ever said to me.

Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Sheldon: I was going to name him Hermann von Helmholtz, but he's so zazzy.

Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Wil Wheaton: Embrace the dark side.
Sheldon: That's not even from your franchise!

Quote from the episode The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

Raj: He's selling the Sword of Azeroth on eBay.
Leonard: You betrayed us for money? Who are you?
Sheldon: I'm a rogue Night Elf. Don't you people read character descriptions?

Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation

Sheldon: Knock Knock.
Leonard: Who's there?
Sheldon: Hugh.
Leonard: Hugh who?
Sheldon: Hugh guys ought to listen to me.

Quote from the episode The Clean Room Infiltration

Amy: You got me something?
Sheldon: Oh. Not just something. It's from the heart, it's holiday-themed, and I swallowed the gift receipt so you can not return it.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: (Dictating) Research Journal, Entry One. I'm about to embark on one of the great challenges of my scientific career: teaching Penny physics.! I'm calling it "Project Gorilla".

Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Leonard: Oh, geez, does this suit really look that bad?
Sheldon: Forget your suit. Look at my arms flailing. I'm like a flamingo on Ritalin.

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