Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 80 of 262
Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency
Sheldon: Well now I know how it must have felt being mauled by that sex-crazed gorilla.
Quote from the episode The Romance Resonance
Sheldon: Oh stop it. I don't need to take this admiration from the likes of you people.
Quote from the episode The Separation Oscillation
Sheldon: But enough about the Czech Republic. Let's talk about the time Moldova made Romania a birthday cake, and Romania said it tasted good even though it didn't, and yet Romania got dumped. I'll pause here while you mull that one over. I know, right?
Quote from the episode The 2003 Approximation
Sheldon: I appreciate your interest in the apartment. I just need to ask you a few standard questions.
Applicant: Sure.
Sheldon: It says here you're a chemist. Which element on the periodic table do you feel is too big for its britches?
Applicant: Is that supposed to be a joke?
Sheldon: Looks like argon's not the only one with an attitude problem.
Quote from the episode The Cooper Extraction
Penny: Aww, that's great. You're going to be an uncle. Uncle Sheldon.
Sheldon: No, I will be Uncle Dr. Cooper.
Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation
Amy: Listen, you and I are gonna be sharing a bed. You know, this is uncharted territory for both of us. How are you feeling about that?
Sheldon: Oh, excited, concerned, a little scared. All the same emotions I feel in line at Space Mountain.
Quote from the episode The Cornhusker Vortex
Sheldon: If you want to blend in with Penny's friends, I'd think looking like an idiot would be the perfect camouflage.
Quote from the episode The Loobenfeld Decay
Leonard: How long is he going to stay here?
Sheldon: He's a homeless drug addict, Leonard. Where's he going to go? Boy, you have a lot to learn about lying.
Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency
Penny: What if you asked for $20 million?
Sheldon: I'm sorry, I'm trying to do science, not hire Lady Gaga to come to my birthday.
Penny: Do you even know who Lady Gaga is?
Sheldon: Presumably, the wife of Lord Gaga.
Quote from the episode The Tenure Turbulence
Sheldon: Are you implying my girlfriend doesn't have any sexuality to exploit?
Raj: Yes.
Sheldon: Okay, because that was not clear.
Quote from the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: That's curious. If there's no one here, why are there two glasses of wine on the table?
Penny: Oh, well you know. I've got two hands and a bit of a drinking prolbem.
Sheldon: Of course. Ask a silly question.
Quote from the episode The Raiders Minimization
Amy: When you told me I was going to be "losing my virginity", I didn't think you meant showing me Raiders of the Lost Ark for the first time.
Sheldon: My apologies. I chose my words poorly. I should have said you were about to have your world rocked on my couch.
Quote from the episode The Thanksgiving Decoupling
Sheldon: I've been told that a bald refusal of an invitation is rude and one must instead offer up a polite excuse. So, I'd love to but unfortunately that sounds awful.
Quote from the episode The Perspiration Implementation
Amy: Okay. Anyway, um, it's nice to see you. You look good.
Sheldon: Thanks. And I taste good too.
Quote from the episode The Prom Equivalency
Sheldon: Wow, wow, wow, wow. Just because I love you, doesn't mean girls are allowed in my room.
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