Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 81 of 262
Quote from the episode The Loobenfeld Decay
Sheldon: If she were to log on to www.socalphysicsgroup.org/activities/other, click on upcoming events, scroll down to seminars, download the PDF schedule, and look for the seminar on molecular positroneum, well then, bippity boppity boo, our pants are metaphorically on fire.
*Leonard shuts the door.*
Sheldon: Well, sir, my trousers will not be igniting today.
Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor
Penny: What I'm saying is, Leonard might be different in a good way. And obviously, my usual choices have not worked out so well.
Sheldon: Your last choice worked out for Koothrappali. He got a free iPod.
Quote from the episode The Jerusalem Duality
Dr. Gablehauser: Okay, well, speaking of spreads, we're having a small welcoming party this afternoon for Mr. Kim who's agreed to join us here at the university.
Sheldon: Of course he has. The Oracle told us little Neo was the one. You can see the matrix, can't you?
Quote from the episode The Robotic Manipulation
Sheldon: So, this conversation is as pointless as your door knocking soliloquy?
Penny: Let me get my cockamamie keys.
Quote from the episode The Thespian Catalyst
Sheldon: I sense that you're trying to slow walk me to an epiphany. Would you mind very much jumping to it.
Quote from the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm
Leonard: Why don't you just tell people you're a zebra?
Sheldon: Why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves?
Leonard: Because I'm Frodo.
Sheldon: Yes, well, I'm the Doppler effect.
Quote from the episode The Launch Acceleration
Sheldon: Hope you're not thinking about some sort of LSD thought control. Because there's only one mind-expanding drug this man enjoys, and that's called school.
Quote from the episode The Jerusalem Duality
Howard: Sheldon, there's a diploma in my office that says I have masters in engineering.
Sheldon: And you also have a note from your mother that says "I love you, Bubula" but neither of those is a cogent argument for titanium over nano-tubes.
Quote from the episode The Matrimonial Momentum
Amy: What are you doing here?
Sheldon: When last we spoke, you said you needed time.
Amy: It's only been eleven hours.
Sheldon: The Lord of the Rings trilogy was nearly eleven hours. I made you watch that, you said it was an eternity.
Quote from the episode The Loobenfeld Decay
Penny singing "Out Tonight"
Leonard: What the hell is that?
Sheldon: I don't know, but if cats could sing ... they'd hate it too.
Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis
Leonard: If you don't have any other plans, do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon?
Penny: A marathon? Wow, how many Superman movies are there?
Sheldon: You're kidding, right?
Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation
Raj: Here comes Kripke.
Leonard: Who's that with him?
Raj: I believe that's the president of the university.
Leonard: And the board of directors. Abort! Abort!
Sheldon: There is no abort.
Raj: How could you not put in an abort?
Sheldon: I made a boo-boo, all right?
Quote from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion
Leonard: Do you think I'm overdressed?
Sheldon: It depends on the activity. For a prostate exam? Yes. If you're playing Vegas, I'd add sequins.
Quote from the episode The Agreement Dissection
Sheldon: According to the Roommate Agreement, Paragraph 9, Subsection B: The right to bathroom privacy is suspended in the event of force majeure, and believe me, I am experiencing a very majeure force.
Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction
Sheldon: You just got off the list, would you like back on it?
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