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Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Wil Wheaton: Hey look, they named their team after me!

Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Wil Wheaton: Game over, Moonpie.

Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation

Sheldon: Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton, the Jar-Jar Binks of the Star Trek Universe!
Wil Wheaton: (Imitating Jar-Jar) Me-sa think that's funny.

Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Wil Wheaton: Did that guy just say "Revenge is a dish best served cold" to me in Klingon?

Quote from the episode The Stag Convergence

Wil Wheaton: Oh, Internet. This is so going all over you.

Quote from the episode The Habitation Configuration

Wil Wheaton: Problem, first time director?

Quote from the episode The Fortification Implementation

Leonard: Wil's had lots of great guests. Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden.
Penny: Those are Star Trek people.
Leonard: Yes!
Penny: I only figured that out because I've never heard of any of them.
Wil Wheaton: I deserve that. I invited you on my show and I drove here.

Quote from the episode The Spock Resonance

Sheldon: I also have the other kind of will, and in it I will my Wil back to Wil.
Leonard: Will Wil want it?
Wil Wheaton: Wil won't.

Quote from the episode The Discovery Dissipation

Amy: Sheldon, you said you were unhappy getting attention for something you wish you never did.
Wil Wheaton: Yeah, I know a little something about that.
Sheldon: Nonsense, Wil. Your endless tweets are not that bad.
Wil Wheaton: I remember why it's been a while.

Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Sheldon: (To Brent Spiner) You are now my mortal enemy.
Wil Wheaton: Don't worry it doesn't take up too much of your time.

Quote from the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Sheldon: I am the proud owner of WilWheatonStinks.com, .net and .org!.What does that tell you?
Wil Wheaton: It tells me that I am living rent free, right here (points to Sheldon's head).

Quote from the episode The Fortification Implementation

Penny: So, how many people listen?
Wil Wheaton: Most people download it later, but usually a few thousand people listen live.
Penny: What? A few thousand people listen to you talk about nerd stuff?
Wil Wheaton: Again, right in the ears, straight to the feelings.

Quote from the episode The Opening Night Excitation

Moviegoer: Star Trek stinks!
Wil Wheaton: Yeah? Live long and suck it!

Quote from the episode The Stag Convergence

Wil Wheaton: Well, it was either this or another hot tub party at George Takei's house.

Quote from the episode The Habitation Configuration

Wil Wheaton: Listen, Sheldon. I'm really happy to do this for you, but not if she's going to be a huge pain in the ass the whole time.

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