Wil Wheaton: Game over, Moonpie.

Wil Wheaton: Did that guy just say "Revenge is a dish best served cold" to me in Klingon?

Wil Wheaton: Hey look, they named their team after me!

Moviegoer: Star Trek stinks!
Wil Wheaton: Yeah? Live long and suck it!

Amy: Sheldon, you said you were unhappy getting attention for something you wish you never did.
Wil Wheaton: Yeah, I know a little something about that.
Sheldon: Nonsense, Wil. Your endless tweets are not that bad.
Wil Wheaton: I remember why it's been a while.

Wil Wheaton: I call my meemaw, Nana, and she's going to be very happy to hear my small rock kills your enchanted bunny.

Wil Wheaton: Problem, first time director?

Sheldon: [to Brent Spiner] You are now my mortal enemy.
Wil Wheaton: Don't worry it doesn't take up too much of your time.

Leonard: Wil's had lots of great guests. Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden.
Penny: Those are Star Trek people.
Leonard: Yes!
Penny: I only figured that out because I've never heard of any of them.
Wil Wheaton: I deserve that. I invited you on my show and I drove here.

Wil Wheaton: That's right, Sheldon. Embrace the dark side.

Wil Wheaton: Oh, Internet. This is so going all over you.

Leonard: Uh, hey, Wil. What'cha doing?
Wil Wheaton: I was on Star Trek. I'm just rooting for the home team.

Leonard: No, I was gonna grab Raj and Howard and have a good time.
Stuart: Oh, great, more guys. It's gonna be another Wil Wheaton sausage-fest.

Penny: So, how many people listen?
Wil Wheaton: Most people download it later, but usually a few thousand people listen live.
Penny: What? A few thousand people listen to you talk about nerd stuff?
Wil Wheaton: Again, right in the ears, straight to the feelings.

Wil Wheaton: Well, it was either this or another hot tub party at George Takei's house.