Quotes from ‘The Geology Elevation’

The Geology Elevation

'The Geology Elevation' - Season 10, Episode 9

When Bert, a Caltech geologist, wins the MacArthur Genius fellowship, Sheldon is overcome with jealousy. Also, Wolowitz finds an old remote control Stephen Hawking action figure he invented.

Air Date: November 17, 2016.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You used to make those jokes about me. Now everything is Bert, Bert, Bert!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Everything is stupid and I want to go home.

Quote from Amy

Sheldon: You want me to read a geology paper?
Amy: Honestly, I just want you to be quiet but I'm all out of taffy.

Quote from Raj

Sheldon: Bert did quality research. And he deserves whatever accolades he receives.
Howard: What is going on? Did you upgrade his software last night?
Leonard: I think he might be learning on his own.
Raj: Then the robot uprising has begun.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I admire you, Leonard.
Leonard: Really, why?
Sheldon: You're happy with who you are. You don't get jealous of other people. Instead of being weighed down by ambition, you just float along like a dead body in a river.
Leonard: I couldn't just take the compliment. I had to ask why.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Who leaves their bike in the hallway? You know, if I knew how to ride one, I'd steal it.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: While you're bothering the world's most famous scientist, be sure to show him how funny he looks getting stuck under our dishwasher.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I can't believe I was surpassed by a geologist. I mean rocks! He studies rocks! If rock is so great, how come paper beats it?

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