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Quotes from ‘The Romance Recalibration’

The Romance Recalibration

'The Romance Recalibration' - Season 10, Episode 13

When Penny feels that Leonard is taking her for granted, she decides to go on a spa weekend with Amy. Also, Wolowitz and Koothrappali try to fix a squeaky floorboard in the baby's room.

Air Date: January 19, 2017.

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: Aww, I remember signing our first Relationship Agreement.
Sheldon: You seem to be forgetting the "no nostalgia" clause.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: I would pull this car over and kick you out, but if Penny dumps me, you're all I got.

Quote from Leonard

Sheldon: At our age, why don't we call it man's night?
Leonard: Because we just spent our allowance on comic books.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Pink wine and pizza bagels? It's like eighth grade all over again.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Is it normal for the husband to kind of completely stop giving a crap?
Bernadette: Uh-oh, what's going on?
Penny: Well, Leonard used to do all these things, like bring me flowers and wear pants.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Yeah, got to get her hooked on TV, or someday, she'll want me to play outside.

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