Quotes from ‘The Fuzzy Boots Corollary’

The Fuzzy Boots Corollary

'The Fuzzy Boots Corollary' - Season 1, Episode 3

Leonard's hopes of a relationship with Penny are dashed when he sees her kiss another guy, so he decides to ask his colleague Leslie Winkle out.

Air Date: October 8, 2007.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I do feel obligated to point out to you that she did not reject you, you did not ask her out
Leonard: You're right. I didn't ask her out. I should ask her out.
Sheldon: No! No that was not my point. My point was don't buy a cat.
Leonard: No, but you're right, I should march over there and ask her out.
Sheldon: Oh goody! We're getting a cat.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Sheldon, if you were a robot and I knew and you didn't, would you want me to tell you?
Sheldon: That depends. When I learn that I'm a robot, will I be able to handle it?
Howard: Maybe, although the history of science fiction is not on your side.

Quote from Howard

Wolowitz: Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the pepper spray.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Penny for your thoughts?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: (to Leonard, who has decided to give up on Penny) Well, at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted, smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so you don't crash into Geek Mountain again.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Score 1 for liquor and poor judgement.

Quote from Sheldon

Raj: He's selling the Sword of Azeroth on eBay.
Leonard: You betrayed us for money? Who are you?
Sheldon: I'm a rogue knight elf. Don't you people read character descriptions?

Quote from Raj

Raj: Tonight, I spice my mead with goblin blood.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: I was thinking more of a biosocial exploration with a neurochemical overlay.
Leslie: Wait, are you asking me out?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: There's always a chance that alcohol and poor judgment on her part may lead to a wonderful evening.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Is that sex starting now?
Leonard: I'm having a panic attack.
Sheldon: Oh, okay. Well then, calm down!

Quote from Howard

Wolowitz: I am the sword master!

Quote from Leonard

Sheldon: Whoo! I'm all sweaty. Anybody wanna log on to Second Life and go swimming? I just built a virtual pool.
Leonard: No, I can't look at you or your avatar right now.

Quote from Leonard

Wolowitz: So, how'd it go with Leslie?
Leonard: Oh, we tried kissing, but the earth didn't move. I mean any more than the 383 miles it was gonna move anyway.

Quote from Leonard

Doug: What's up, bro?
Leonard: Uh, nothing much... Bro!

Quote from Raj

Raj: (Play World of Warcraft) Blowing the gates. Control, shift B.

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