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The Nerdvana Annihilation

'The Nerdvana Annihilation' - Season 1, Episode 14

Leonard accidentally buys a full size time machine prop from the classic 1960s movie "The Time Machine". As the guys are transporting the machine to their apartment, they inconvenience Penny, who criticizes Leonard and his geeky interests.

Air Date: April 28, 2008.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Are you upset about something?
Leonard: What was your first clue?
Sheldon: Well, it was a number of things. First, the late hour, then you demeanor seems very low energy, plus your irritability.
Leonard: Yes, I'm upset!
Sheldon: Oh. I don't usually pick up on those things. Good for me.
Leonard: Yeah, good for you.
Sheldon: (walks away and then turns back) Oh, wait. Did you want to talk about what's bothering you?
Leonard: I don't know. Maybe.
Sheldon: Wow! I'm on fire tonight.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: A little misunderstanding? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: What the hell's going on?
Sheldon: You hypocrite.
Penny: What?
Sheldon: Little Miss Grown-Ups-Don't-Play-With-Toys! If I went into that apartment right now, would I not find Beanie Babies? Are you not an accumulator of Care Bears and My Little Ponies? And who is that Japanese feline I see frolicking on your shorts? Hello, Hello Kitty!

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Can I go back and prevent you from explaining that to me?
Sheldon: Same paradox. If you were to travel back in time and, say, knock me unconscious, you would not then have the conversation that irritated you, motivating you to go back and knock me unconscious.
Leonard: What if I knock you unconscious now?
Sheldon: It won't change the past.
Leonard: But it'd make the present so much nicer.

Quote from Howard

Penny: It is the things you love that make you who you are.
Wolowitz: I guess that makes me large breasts.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: How are we gonna get it upstairs?
Sheldon: If we take the dish off, it might fit in the elevator.
Leonard: Yes, but the elevator's been broken for two years.
Sheldon: I've been meaning to ask you, do you think we should make a call about that?
Howard: Not necessary, I have a master's in engineering. I remotely repair satellites on a regular basis. I troubleshoot satellite payloads. When the Mars Rover started pulling to the left, I performed a front-end alignment from 62 million miles away. (Pushing button on elevator) Nah, that baby's broken.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: I just assumed. Who sells a full-sized time machine for $800?

Sheldon: In a Venn diagram that would be an individual located within the intersection of the sets 'no longer want my time machine' and 'need $800'.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Come on, guys, push!
Sheldon: If I push any harder I'm gonna give birth to my colon.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Well, this sandwich is an unmitigated disaster. I asked for turkey and roast beef with lettuce and swiss on whole wheat.
Raj: What did they give you?
Sheldon: Turkey and Roast beef with swiss and lettuce on whole wheat.
*The guys look at Sheldon*
Sheldon: It's the right ingredients but in the wrong order. In a proper sandwich, the cheese is adjacent to the bread to create a moisture barrier against the lettuce. They might as well have dragged this thing through a car wash.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Look what you've created here, it's like Nerdvana.

Quote from Leonard

Raj: Did the listing actually saying "Miniature"?
Leonard: (Looking at time machine) I just assumed.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Leonard, it's 2 in the morning.
Leonard: So?
Sheldon: So, it's my turn.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: I'm running really late (to work).
Sheldon: Then I have a simple solution: Go up to the roof, hop over to next building, there's a small gap, don't look if you suffer of vertigo, and use their stairwell.
Penny: You are joking, right?
Sheldon: Oh, I never joke when it comes to vertigo.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Oh, please, it's not a time machine, if anything, it looks like something Elton John would drive through the Everglades.
Sheldon: It only moves in time, it would be worse than useless in a swamp.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Oh, no, not Morlocks, not flesh eating Morlocks! Help!

Quote from Raj

Leonard:You guys ready?
Raj: In a minute. Howard stepped outside to throw up.

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