Quotes from ‘The Pork Chop Indeterminacy’

The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

'The Pork Chop Indeterminacy' - Season 1, Episode 15

Sheldon's attractive twin sister, Missy, is in town and the guys can't avoid hitting on her. As they all vie for Missy's affections, Leonard devises a plan to eliminate his rivals. Eventually, Sheldon decides he should determine who can date his sister. Meanwhile, Raj takes part in a drug trial to try overcome his selective mutism.

Air Date: May 5, 2008.

Quote from Howard

Rajesh: Missy. Do you enjoy pajamas?
Missy: I guess.
Rajesh: Yes, well, we Indians invented them. You're welcome.
Howard: Yeah, well my people invented circumcision. You're welcome.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Well, she's free to examine my briefs.
Leonard: Howard!
Howard: I know! I'm disgusting. I should be punished. By her. Oh, look I did it again.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Eat this slice of cheese without farting and you can sleep with my sister.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Why does everyone suddenly wanna talk to me alone? Usually nobody wants to be alone with me.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You're out, too, by the way.
Leonard: Say what?
Sheldon: It's nothing personal, I'd just prefer if my future niece or nephew didn't become flatulent every time they eat an Eskimo pie.

Quote from Howard

Wolowitz: Sheldon, I'd kill my Rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.

Quote from Leonard

Howard: You've already got Penny?
Leonard: How do I have Penny? In what universe do I have Penny?
Howard: So I can have Penny?
Leonard: Hell, no!

Quote from Raj

Leonard: On the other hand, some physicists are concerned that if the supercollider actually works, it'll create a black hole and swallow up the Earth, ending life as we know it.
Raj: What a bunch of crybabies. No guts, no glory, man.

Quote from Leonard

Raj: (Reading Bulletin) We are testing a new medication for social anxiety, panic attacks, agoraphobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder. Why would they be looking for test subjects here?
Leonard: I don't know, Raj, maybe the comic store doesn't have a bulletin board.

Quote from Howard

Raj: (Strangling Howard) I am Shiva the Destroyer, I will have the woman.
Howard: I'm warning you, I took Judo at math camp.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Tell Mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds and that I'm having regular bowel movements.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I'm a superior genetic mutation, an improvement on the existing mediocre stock.
Missy: And what do you mean "mediocre stock"?!
Sheldon: That would be you.

Quote from Raj

Raj: (Mocking Howard) Ooh! Look at me, I don't have a foreskin!

Quote from Sheldon

Missy: (Talking to the guys) He was trying to build some sort of armed robot to keep me out of his room.
Sheldon: Made necessary by her insistence on going into my room.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Hey, look at me I'm a fancy Indian man! We invented pajamas! (About what Raj said to Sheldon's sister.)

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Why don't you tell them I take tolls at the Golden Gate Bridge? A Rocket Scientist, how humiliating!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: How would one measure a sense of humor? A humormometer?

Quote from Raj

Raj: She's not hiding. She needed privacy to call her grandmother, who's apparently very sick. Oh, and I believe she has to wash her hair.
Howard: Oh, you poor deluded bastard.
Raj: Don't start with me, dude.
Howard: You wanna go again? Let's go.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Destiny thy name is Anaheim!

Quote from Howard

Howard: Nobody ever expects me. And bam! Howard Wolowitz.

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