The Big Bang Theory - The Bad Fish Paradigm Quotes

Leonard: You could be Batman?
Sheldon: Yeah. I'm Batman See?

Leonard: What secret?
Sheldon: Mother Smokes in the car, Jesus is fine with it but don't tell Dad...SSHHH!...

Howard: How's the air matress?
Sheldon: It's ok, if you don't mind sleeping on a bouncy castle.

Leonard: What happened to him?
Howard: He wouldn't sleep so I gave him a glass of warm milk with a handfull of my mother's Valium in it. TAG YOU'RE IT!

Sheldon: And you thought the opposite of stupid loser was a Community College Graduate?

Sheldon: I drank milk that tasted funny.

Wolowitz: Qu'est-ce que 'sup?

Sheldon: I'm Batman.

Wolowitz: Leonard, how was your date?
Leonard: Bite me!