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The Barbarian Sublimation

'The Barbarian Sublimation' - Season 2, Episode 3

Sheldon and Penny bond when Sheldon introduces to her online gaming, but Penny soon finds herself addicted to the virtual world.

Air Date: October 6, 2008.

Quote from Leslie Winkle

Leslie: Hello men. Sheldon.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Fellow warriors, this is Sheldor the Conqueror. We are about to enter Atzel's fortress. Now, this is a long run, so let's do another bladder check. All right, Barry, we'll wait for you again, but you really should see a doctor.

Quote from Howard

Raj: What's with him?
Leonard: Penny is keeping him up at night.
Howard: Me too. But probably in a different way.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Level 3 and she thinks she's rich. What a noob!

Quote from Leslie Winkle

Dr. Gablehauser: What colorful nickname did you call Dr. Cooper this time?
Leslie: Dr. Dumbass.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I'm surprised you struck out with Penny. Apparently she's a big 'ol five.

Quote from Leonard

Tom: I'm sorry, dude, she didn't look anything like her picture.
Leonard: They never do.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Wanna catch me up?
Sheldon: Well, let's see. She attempted to open her apartment with her car key because her face is overly Midwestern. She hasn't had sex in 6 months, and she ate a fly.
Leonard: Uh-huh. Seriously, 6 months?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Sheldor, back online.
Penny: What's AFK?
Sheldon: AFK. Away from keyboard.
Penny: Oh, I see.
Sheldon: What does that stand for?
Penny: "Oh, I see"?
Sheldon: Yes, but what does it stand for?

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Can we go talk in the living room?
Sheldon: I'm not wearing pajama bottoms.
Penny: Why not?
Sheldon: I spilled grape juice.
Penny: Well, wear different pajamas.
Sheldon: I can't wear different pajamas. These are my Monday pajamas.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Just when I think I've gotten the hang of sarcasm.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Danger! Danger!

Quote from Leslie Winkle

Dr.Gablehauser: Need to get that, Dr. Cooper?
Sheldon: God, no.
Leslie: Don't turn it off, you might miss the Nobel Prize Committee saying that you won "Dumbass Scientist of the Year."

Quote from Penny

Sheldon: The Hungarians are just using you for dragon fodder.
Penny: Really? Boy, you'd think you could trust a horde of Hungarian barbarians.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Why should I do something? You're the one who introduced her to online gaming.
Sheldon: Well, yes, but you're the one who said hello to her when she moved in. If you'd just simply restrained yourself, none of this would be happening.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You're in my bedroom.
Penny: Yeah, Leonard gave me an emergency key.
Sheldon: People can't be in my bedroom.

Quote from Howard

Wolowitz: It is I, Sir Howard of Wolowitz.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Why don't you just tell her to leave you alone?
Sheldon: I did. I told her, I texted her, I sent out a very emphatic Twitter. I even changed my Facebook status to Sheldon Cooper wishes Penny would leave him alone. I don't know what else to do.

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