Quotes from ‘The White Asparagus Triangulation’

The White Asparagus Triangulation

'The White Asparagus Triangulation' - Season 2, Episode 9

Leonard finally has a girlfriend that not only satisfies him, but also meets Sheldon's demanding standards for Leonard's cohorts.

Air Date: November 24, 2008.

Quote from Leonard

Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Leonard? (x3)
Leonard: What, Sheldon!? What, Sheldon!? What, Sheldon!?
Sheldon: Tell me what you see here.
Leonard: The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial?

Quote from Penny

Sheldon: I would ask you to find some way to suppress your libido.
Penny: I could think about you.
Sheldon: Whatever works.

Quote from Penny

Raj: Ooo.
Penny: What's the matter, Lassie? Did Timmy fall down the well?

Quote from Penny

Sheldon: This is banana bread.
Penny: This is a door knob.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Of the handful of women Leonard's been involved with, she's the only one I have ever found tolerable.
Penny: Well, what about me?
Sheldon: The statement stands for itself.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Well, this is very pleasant.
Leonard: I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
Sheldon: And you said there would never be enough pasta for the three of us.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: If I'm permitted to speak again, Dr. Sheldon Cooper for the win!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: What's your favorite fruit?
Stephanie: Strawberries.
Sheldon: Mmm, technically not a fruit, but all right.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: I'm bleeding!
Sheldon: Like a gladiator.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I spent so much of my childhood at that hospital. When I was 12, I got to ride there in a helicopter.
Stephanie: What? What happened?
Sheldon: Radiation burns. A little mishap while I was building my own CAT scanner.
Stephanie: I'm sorry, you tried to build your own CAT scanner?
Sheldon: No, I didn't try, I succeeded.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I'd like to have a talk about relationships.
Raj: You were supposed to have the talk with him.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: You hacked my Facebook account?
Sheldon: Oh, it's hardly hacking when you use the same password for everything, Kal-El.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Don't spritz him with that body spray from the commercials where the women undress when they smell it? That doesn't work at all. No matter how much you put on.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: I'll tell you what happened. (sigh) We were young. We were very much in love, but we could only communicate through a time-travelling mailbox at my lake house.
Sheldon: It's not enough that you made me watch that movie, but now you mock me with it?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: If you fail at this relationship, and history suggests you will, then we risk losing the medical officer that our landing party has always needed.
Leonard: What landing party?
Sheldon: You're Kirk, I'm Spock, Wolowitz is Scotty, Koothrappali is the guy who always gets killed. And now we've got McCoy.

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