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Quotes from The Killer Robot Instability

Sheldon: Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?
Rajesh: As with my father I both love and fear it.

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3.9

Howard: Behold the Mobile Omni-Directional Neutralization and Termination Eraticator! Or...
Leonard, Sheldon,Howard, Rajesh: (Said reverently) Mon-te...

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3.3

Sheldon: This is an auspicious moment, like Robert Oppenhiemer or Neil Armstrong, we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.
Rajesh: How about, die toaster, die!
Leonard: That'll do it!

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3.8

Rajesh: Die, Toaster, Die!

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3.9

Kripke: We awe all pathetic and cweepy, that's why we fight wobots.

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3.4

Wolowitz: The way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex.

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3.5

Wolowitz: As delicious as the appetizer may be, sooner or later we will have to succumb and eat the entrée while it’s still…*licks finger and makes a sizzling sound*…hot.

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