The Big Bang Theory - The Maternal Capacitance Quotes

Sheldon: Yes, it's definitely a colonoscopy.
Leonard: My mother's coming for a visit.
Howard: Hey, what do you know. You were right.

Leonard: You shush! I'm happy. I want to talk about it!

Mrs. Hofstadter: If you want to have intercourse with that girl, find out what kind of cologne her father wore.

Mrs. Hofstadter: It might explain why the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage to satisfy your need for intimacy.
*Pause*
Howard: Say what?