Quotes from ‘The Gothowitz Deviation’

The Gothowitz Deviation

'The Gothowitz Deviation' - Season 3, Episode 3

Howard and Raj try to meet women at a Goth nightclub. Meanwhile, Sheldon attempts to build a better Penny by training her with chocolate-based positive reinforcement for what he considers her bad qualities.

Air Date: October 5, 2009.

Quote from Raj

Girl: What are you gonna get, Raj?
Raj: With my luck, hepatitis.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: I give up. He's impossible.
Sheldon: I can't be impossible; I exist. I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable'.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: I'm just saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what's your point?

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: I know what you're doing.
Sheldon: You do?
Leonard: You're using chocolate as a positive reinforcement for what you consider is a correct behavior!
Sheldon: Very good. Chocolate?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Penny, while I subscribe to the "Many Worlds" theory which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons in an infinite number of universes, I assure you that in none of them am I dancing.

Quote from Penny

Leonard: They're gonna get beaten up at that club.
Penny: They're gonna get beaten up at Walgreens.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Sheldon, you can't train my girlfriend like a lab rat!
Sheldon: Actually, it turns out I can.

Sheldon: You know, I've always wanted to go to a goth nightclub.
Howard: Really?
Sheldon: Bazinga! You never see any of my practical jokes coming, do you?

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Sheldon, you need to find a better way of dealing with Penny.
Sheldon: What am I supposed to do? Eat French Toast on a Monday? Now that would be impossible.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: It's not cartoons, it's anime.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: That does smell good, too bad it's Monday.

Quote from Howard

Wolowitz: They're called tattoo sleeves. Put them on, have freaky sex with some freaky girl with her business pierced, take them off, and I can still be buried in a Jewish cemetery.

Quote from Howard

Wolowitz: Yes, she's pushy, and yes, he's whipped - but that's not the expression.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Ok, who wants syrup & who wants powdered sugar?
Sheldon: I want oatmeal.
Penny: Well, I want a boyfriend whose roommate isn't a big pain in the ass.
Sheldon: I'm sure you'll have that soon enough.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Oh man, did the KISS Army repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"?

Quote from Penny

Penny: I think we'll pass.
Howard: Oh, is the Mrs speaking for the couple now?
Leonard: In this case, you bet she is.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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