Quotes from ‘The Psychic Vortex’

The Psychic Vortex

'The Psychic Vortex' - Season 3, Episode 12

Raj enlists Sheldon as his wingman when they attend a university mixer together. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny have an argument when he ridicules her belief in psychics.

Air Date: January 11, 2010.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Hulk sad!

Quote from Penny

Penny: Oh, Voodoo is real. You don't want to mess with Voodoo.

Quote from Howard

Leonard: How can I go out with a woman who believes in psychics?
Howard: Hey, I once dated a girl who believed she was abducted by aliens.
Leonard: And that didn't bother you?
Howard: Au contraire. It meant that she was gullible and open to a little probing.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: What's going on?
Sheldon: We scored. I'm the wingman.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Goodnight puny human!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Oh yes, I've just discovered I don't have enough room on my hard drive for a Linux partition, so you and I are going to perform a full backup, re-initialize and then re-install all my operating systems.

Quote from Sheldon

Abby: Hey that's pretty cool, what is it?
Sheldon: It's a limited edition Green Lantern lantern. My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.
Abby: You're very funny. I'm Abby.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Have you chosen one to copulate with?

Quote from Sheldon

Raj: They get girlfriends and they just abandon us?
Sheldon: It is great, isn't it? We have a wonderful evening ahead of us.

Quote from Sheldon

Raj: Come on, Sheldon, the world is filled with people doing things outside. Let's go outside. Outside is good.
Sheldon: If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I would like a root beer float.
Raj: Sheldon, they don't have ice cream.
Sheldon: They don't? Well, apparently these people and I differ greatly on the definition of party.

Quote from Sheldon

Raj: He'll have a Shirley Temple.
Sheldon: And don't be chintzy with the Shirley.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: I'm sorry, but facts are facts.
Penny: Right, and if you can't understand it, it's not a fact.
Leonard: No, if it's not a fact, it's not a fact.

Quote from Howard

Howard: I don't like to kiss and tell, but somebody made it to eighth base.
Leonard: What the hell is eighth base?
Howard: Seventh base with shirt off. Well, my shirt.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Let me show you another way to look at this. Here we have the universe of all women. These are the ones you want to sleep with. These are the women who believe exactly what you believe. These are the women who would be willing to sleep with you. And right there in the little triple intersection is your ideal mate. Odds are she's a short physicist with low self-esteem who lives in a government research facility in China.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Wow, that's all you got after you were the most obnoxious person on a double date that included Howard Wolowitz?

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