Quotes from ‘The Precious Fragmentation’

The Precious Fragmentation

'The Precious Fragmentation' - Season 3, Episode 17

The guys friendship is under threat when they find an authentic ring from "The Lord of the Rings" at a garage sale.

Air Date: March 8, 2010.

Quote from Raj

Sheldon: One ring to rule them all.
Rajesh: One ring to find them.
Wolowitz: One ring to bring them all.
Leonard: And in the darkness bind them.

Rajesh: Holy crap are we nerdy!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: So, just to clarify, when you say three, do we stand up or do we pee?

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: What was that?
Penny: Sheldon tried to steal the ring so I punched him.
Leonard: That's my girl!

Quote from Raj

Sheldon: Where's the ring?
Leonard: It's in a Fedex box on its way back to where it came from.
Raj: The fires of Mount Doom?

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Who's Adam West?
Sheldon: Who's Adam West!? Leonard, what do the two of you talk about after the coitus?

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: That is so sad.
Sheldon: No, what's sad is that you don't know Adam West is TV's Batman.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: *Doing Mr. T impression while holding a action figure of Spock with Mr. T's head* I pity the fool who's illogical!

Quote from Sheldon

Howard: So Sheldon, how's it feel to be beaten up by a girl?
Sheldon: It's not the first time. I have a twin sister whose assaults began in utero.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Why do I always have to carry the heavy stuff?
Sheldon: Well, it's very simple. In our ragtag of scientists with nothing to lose, I'm the smart one, Wolowitz is the funny one, and Koothrappali is the lovable foreigner who struggles to understand our ways and fails, and that leaves you, by default, as the muscle.
Leonard: One more floor, and I'd be the pulled muscle.

Quote from Penny

Penny: I need to go back to dating dumb guys from the gym.

Quote from Howard

Howard: I'll bet your Meemaw didn't just have sex to have your mother, I bet she had sex because she liked it.
Sheldon: Stop it!
Raj: Yeah, Meemaw did the nasty.
Sheldon: I said stop it!
Howard: We're getting to him.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Oh, here's a fun fact. Ketchup started out as a general term for sauce, typically made of mushrooms or fish brine with herbs and spices. Some popular early main ingredients included blueberry, anchovy, oyster, kidney bean, and grape.

Quote from Howard

Wolowitz: Where's my dad, puppet?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Give us the precious!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You hit me. I'm bleeding.

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