Quotes from ‘The Wheaton Recurrence’

The Wheaton Recurrence

'The Wheaton Recurrence' - Season 3, Episode 19

Sheldon has a second encounter with his mortal enemy Wil Wheaton, this time at a bowling alley. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny's relationship is at risk after a fight.

Air Date: April 12, 2010.

Quote from Wil Wheaton

Wil Wheaton: Hey look, they named their team after me!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Well, well, well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton. The Green Goblin to my Spider-Man, the Pope Paul V to my Galileo, the Internet Explorer to my Firefox!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I am the ball, my thoughts are its thoughts, its holes are my holes.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You did this, didn't you?
Wil Wheaton: Come on, Sheldon, do you really think I'd break up a couple just to win a bowling game?
Sheldon: No, I suppose not.
Wheaton: Good. Keep thinking that.
Sheldon: Wheeeeatoooon!

Quote from Sheldon

*After getting a spare in the bowling match*
Sheldon: Thank you, Jesus! As my mother would say.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Tweet that, tweetie bird.

Quote from Sheldon

Wil Wheaton: You ready to bowl?
Sheldon: Oh, I'm ready. I don't know if Stuart told you what you are up against tonight, but before you stands the co-captain of the East Texas Christian Youth Holy Roller Bowling League Championship Team 7-12 year-old division. Also, Penny is pretty good.
Wheaton: Great, then it's on.
Sheldon (to himself): Foolish Wil Wheaton. It was never off.

Quote from Raj

Wolowitz: Okay, forget giant ants. How about giant rabbits?
Raj: Big or small, I don't like rabbits. They always look like they're about to say something, but they never do.

Quote from Penny

Penny: "Do or do not do there is no try."
Leonard: My girlfriend quoted Star Wars.
Penny: I believe I quoted The Empire Strikes Back.

Quote from Wil Wheaton

Sheldon: I am the proud owner of WilWheatonStinks.com, .net and .org!.What does that tell you?
Wil Wheaton: It tells me that I am living rent free, right here (points to Sheldon's head).

Quote from Sheldon

Wil Wheaton: Embrace the dark side.
Sheldon: That's not even from your franchise!

Quote from Howard

Wolowitz: Yeah, nothing more fearsome than a man with music blasting from between his nipples.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Ah beer, the magic elixir that can turn this poor shy Indian boy in the life of the party ... Oh yeah!

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: This isn't fair to you, Leonard. I'm sorry. *runs off*
Sheldon: Penny, wait, come back. I'll get you ice cream!

Quote from Wil Wheaton

Wil Wheaton: That's right, Sheldon. Embrace the dark side.

Quote from Wil Wheaton

Wil Wheaton: Hey, Sheldon. I just wanted you to know I'm really looking forward to wiping the floor with you.

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