Quotes from ‘The Spaghetti Catalyst’

The Spaghetti Catalyst

'The Spaghetti Catalyst' - Season 3, Episode 20

Sheldon is caught in the middle when Leonard and Penny, fresh from their break-up, aren't speaking to each other.

Air Date: May 3, 2010.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Hey, Leonard?
Leonard: Yeah?
Raj: I haven't had sex in a year.
Leonard: Where are you going with this, Raj?
Raj: Don't flatter yourself, dude.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Hey, where've you been?
Sheldon: I was talking with Penny.
Howard: What's wrong with you? You can't hang out with your roommate's ex. That's totally uncool.
Leonard: No, it's fine. I don't care. I'm over it.
Raj: Yeah, he's over it; that's why he's been whining all day about trying to invent that memory-wiper gizmo from Men in Black.
Sheldon: Is he making any progress? Because I'd like to erase Ben Affleck as Daredevil.
Howard: So would Ben Affleck.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: So, how've you been?
Sheldon: Well, my existence is a continuum, so I've been what I am at each point in the implied time period.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: What do you want?
Sheldon: You may wanna sit down.
Leonard: I'm in bed.
Sheldon: Point taken. You may wanna sit up.

Quote from Raj

Leonard: I'm not going out tonight, Raj.
Raj: All right. Would you mind if I went to your room and downloaded some Asian pornography?
Leonard: Very much.
Raj: Doesn't have to be Asian.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Well then, as my meemaw would say, looks like we butchered a pig but nobody wanted bacon.

Quote from Howard

Raj: Do you believe you're going to go to hell for eating sweet and sour pork?
Wolowitz:Jews don't have hell. We have acid reflux.

Quote from Sheldon

Wolowitz: You said you were going for a walk.
Sheldon: I didn't say outside.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny:I think we can make it.
Leonard: Make what?
Penny: Make it as friends.
Leonard:Can we be friends that are having sex?
Penny: What?
Leonard: Don't worry I was just goofin' around.
*Leonard and Penny got out of Sheldon's room*
Sheldon: *dreaming* Not Goofy, no!

Quote from Penny

Penny: Oh, damn, they canceled my Visa. Oh, yay, a new MasterCard.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Go Team Leonard!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I didn't want to upset you. Howard made it very clear that my allegiance should be to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.
Leonard: Is it possible he said Bros before Hos?
Sheldon: Yes, but I rephrased it to avoid offending the hos.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I was going to get my mail.
Penny: Okay. Are you hoping to get it telepathically?
Sheldon: I think you mean telekinetically. And no, I just wasn't sure of the proper protocol now that you and Leonard are no longer having coitus.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I'm glad we're still friends.
Penny: Really?
Sheldon: Oh, yes. It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate for that effort to have been in vain.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?
Sheldon: Bazinga!

Quote from Sheldon

Howard: Yeah, since when do you take walks?
Sheldon: I read a study online that walking after a meal not only aids in digestion, but increase serotonion. And you know me, if there's one thing I like more than a refreshing beverage, it's serotonin. Bye-bye.

Quote from Sheldon

Howard: So what, you're just gonna walk up and down the stairs?
Sheldon: No, of course not. That would be odd and suspicious behavior.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Look at this. Do you think she's really doing that or is it PhotoShop?
Leonard: I'm pretty sure Martha Stewart never got naked with a room full of big, fat Japense guys.
Raj: You don't know that. Prison changes people.

Quote from Sheldon

Howard: You're either on Team Leonard or Team Penny.
Sheldon: Which one picks last?
Howard: What?
Sheldon: Well, usually I'm on the team that picks last. Unless there's a kid in the wheelchair.

Submit Quotes