Quotes from ‘The Hot Troll Deviation’

The Hot Troll Deviation

'The Hot Troll Deviation' - Season 4, Episode 4

Howard is embarrassed when the reason behind his break-up with Bernadette is revealed. Meanwhile, Sheldon and Raj engage in a small war at work.

Air Date: October 14, 2010.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Sometimes your movements are so lifelike I forget you are not a real boy.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Oh, you're so arrogant. If you were a super hero your name would be Captain Arrogant. And do you know what your super power would be? Arrogance.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Oh, Penny. Penny.
Penny: What's up?
Sheldon: Nothing. I just wanted to make Raj stop talking.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Sorry, dude. The thermostat's on my side of the room, so it stays Mumbai hot in here until you turn off that stupid Indian music.
Sheldon: I'll turn off the music when you get rid of that salmonella-ridden parakeet.
Raj: Oh, too bad. Sheldon's pathologically afraid of birds. Hey, look, Sheldon. Birdie, birdie, birdie.
Sheldon: That's it. Prepare for marshmallow death.
Raj: Eat flaming Nerf.

Quote from Howard

Bernadette: What's George Takei doing here?
Katie Sackhoff: Howard, do you have latent homosexual tendencies?
Howard: Of course not.
George Takei: So you say, yet here I am.

Quote from Mrs. Wolowitz

Mrs. Wolowitz Howard, I found my girdle. It was in the dryer.
Howard: That's great, ma.
Mrs. Wolowitz I think it shrunk. I'm spilling out like the Pillsbury Doughboy here.

Quote from Leonard

Howard: I did a stupid thing.
Leonard: Yeah, I guessed that.
Howard: It was the kind of thing that makes it kind of hard to face her now.
Leonard: That covers anything from farting in bed to killing a homeless guy. Oh my God, you ran over a hobo.

Quote from Howard

Howard: For all we know Glacinda the Troll wasn't even a real woman. She could have been a fifty year old truck driver from New Jersey.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You're wrong again. If arrogance were my super power, my name would be Dr. Arroganto.

Quote from Howard

Mrs. Wolowitz: I think it shrunk. I'm spilling out like the Pillsbury Doughboy here.
Howard: And with that mental picture, I think we're done for the evening.

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: Howard, a girl doesn't go out with a man like you, with your looks, your fancy patter, and your tight hoochie pants if she's not expecting him to eventually make the move.

Quote from Raj

Raj: This is not over!

Quote from Leonard

Howard: I love watching Raj and Sheldon try to work together.
Leonard: Yeah, it's like if Alien and Predator decided to go partners in a Jamba Juice.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Why would you want a glow-in-the-dark ant farm?
Sheldon: They do some of their best work at night.

Quote from Penny

Howard: Would you have opened the door if you knew it was me?
Penny: Not since I found out the teddy bear you gave me had a webcam in it.

Quote from Raj

Sheldon: Why do you even want this here? Its size is completely disproportionate to its purpose.
Raj: Well, seeing as its purpose was to piss you off, I'd say it's spot on.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: All right, I see what's going on. This is the opening salvo in what will be an escalating series of juvenile tit-for-tat exchanges. Well titted.
Raj: Thank you.
Sheldon:Stand by for my upcoming tat.

Quote from Leonard

Howard: I think I'm gonna take her to miniature golf.
Leonard: Ah, well, I guess for you guys that's like regular golf.
Howard: Short jokes? Really? You're like a quarter of an inch taller than me.
Leonard: Yeah, and don't you forget it.

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