Quotes from ‘The Apology Insufficiency’

The Apology Insufficiency

'The Apology Insufficiency' - Season 4, Episode 7

When Howard needs top-level security clearance for a DoD project, his friends are interviewed by an FBI agent but one of their interviews puts Howard's job prospects in danger.

Air Date: November 4, 2010.

Quote from Sheldon

Wolowitz: But you love that spot.
Sheldon: No, I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: OK Sheldon, what can I get ya?
Sheldon: Alcohol.
Penny: Could you be a little more specific?
Sheldon: Ethyl alcohol, 40 millilitres.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Sheldon, you can't re-program people.
Sheldon: No, you can't re-program people.

Quote from Raj

Raj: I haven't cried this hard since Toy Story 3.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: And here is my Justice League membership card, but that doesn't prove I know Batman.

Quote from Raj

Raj: I can't talk to the FBI.
Howard: Why? They're just going to ask background questions about me.
Raj: I'm brown and I talk funny.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: I'm going to pick you up at 8. I'm going to show you a night that you will never forget.
Raj: (Excitedly) Where are we going?

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz e-lec-tric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will nev-er for-get.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Please don't send me back to India, it's so crowded! Its like the whole country's one endless Comic-Con, except everybody is wearing the same costume; Indian guy!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I believe you were about to ask me to choose a cocktail. Fortunately, thanks to computer-savvy alcoholics, there's an app for that.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Now to business. Eighteen years ago, I sent the FBI Crime Lab samples from a bag of excrement that had been lit on fire on my front porch for fingerprinting and DNA analysis. Why haven't I heard back yet?
Agent Paige: Well, the FBI Crime Lab does have a lot on its plate.
Sheldon: That's of little comfort to a nation attempting to scrape burning faeces off its shoes.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: You know, they have a really nice bar over at the Olive Garden.
Sheldon: I don't like the Olive Garden. They treat me like family.

Quote from Leonard

Penny: How long was it?
Leonard: 94 seconds.

Quote from Raj

Raj: It doesn't matter. They'll find a way to give me a one-way ticket back to Ghandiville. And by the way, when I say that it's not offensive.

Quote from Sheldon

Agent Paige: I just want to ask you a few questions about Howard Wolowitz.
Sheldon: Oh, all right. I doubt anyone would risk the stiff penalties for impersonating a federal officer just to ask questions about a minor league engineer with an unresolved Oedipal complex.

Quote from Sheldon

Agent Paige: Would you characterize him as responsible?
Sheldon: I'm going to answer this with a visual aid. This my nine-disc complete Lord of the Rings trilogy Blu-ray box-set. Mr Wolowitz borrowed it, damaged plastic retention hub number three, and then returned it to me hoping I wouldn't notice. Would you characterize that as responsible?
Agent Paige: That's really not the kind of thing we're interested in.
Sheldon: You heard me say Blu-ray, right?

Quote from Leonard

Sheldon: Sleep eludes me, Leonard.
Leonard: Really? Maybe sleep has met you before.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I'd like to offer a laudatory statement about Howard's many excellent qualities that I believe will tip the scales back in his favor. Howard Joewl Wolowitz. H is for honesty, of which he has much. O's for outstanding, which he is such. W's for witty, he's quick with a joke. A's for artistic, his ability-
Agent Paige: I'm sorry, Dr. Cooper, this matter is already closed.
Sheldon: But I still have rd Joel Wolowitz to go.

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