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The Alien Parasite Hypothesis

'The Alien Parasite Hypothesis' - Season 4, Episode 10

Amy finds she has sexual feelings for Penny's ex, while Koothrappali and Wolowitz try to prove who would be the better superhero.

Air Date: December 9th 2010.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You know, in difficult times like this, I often turn to a force stronger than myself.
Amy: Religion?
Sheldon: Star Trek.

4.6

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Are you saying that Amy is... Oh, what's the scientific word...
Sheldon: Forget science: she's horny.

4.6

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: Ears and genitalia.
Sheldon: Interesting. Not body parts that usually team up. What about environmental factors. Describe the scene for me?
Amy: I was sitting in a restaurant with Penny and Bernadette drinking water. Carbonated as it was a special occasion. Penny's friend Zack stopped by and said 'hello' and I said 'whoo'.
Sheldon: Whoo?
Amy: Zack.
Sheldon: Then why did you ask?
Amy: Ask what?
Sheldon: Who?
Amy: Zack.
Sheldon: Alright, lets start over. What did you say when Zack walked in?
Amy: 'Whoo'.
Sheldon: Zack.
Amy: Why do you keep saying Zack?
Sheldon: Because you keep saying who?
Amy: I'm not saying whoo now, I said 'whoo' last night.
Sheldon: And the answer is Zack, correct?
Amy: There was no question, I simply said 'whoo'.
Sheldon: Alright I think I have enough to go on.

4.5

Sheldon: What is the best number? By the way, there's only one correct answer.
Raj: 5,318,008?
Sheldon: Wrong! The best number is 73. [Short silence] You're probably wondering why.
Leonard & Howard: No no, we're good.
Sheldon: 73, is the 21st prime number, its mirror 37 is the 12th and its mirror 21 is the product of multiplying, hang on to your hats, 7 and 3. Did I lie?
Leonard: We did it! 73 is the... Chuck Norris of numbers!
Sheldon: Chuck Norris wishes! In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001, exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you backwards is Sirron Kcuhc!
Raj: Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down it spells BOOBIES!

4.5

Quote from Penny

Amy: Did you know that the iconic Valentine's heart shape is not actually based on the shape of a human heart, but rather on the shape of the buttocks of a female bending over
Penny: Oh, so I spent 7th grade dotting my I's with asses? Cool.

4.5

Quote from Sheldon

Amy Farrah Fowler: Did you know the iconic heart shape isn't based on an actual human heart, its based on what a womans ass looks like bending over.
Penny: So in 8th grade, I was dotting my i's with little asses? That's cool.

4.5

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Good grief. It's like talking to a dolphin.

4.5

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: 12 years after high school and I'm still at the nerd table.

4.5

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Go, Amy Farrah Fowler. Follow your endocrine system.
Amy: Thank you, Sheldon. You are a good friend.

4.4

Quote from Sheldon

(The guys are eating dinner.)
Sheldon: Clarify something for me. Isn't the point of a communal meal the exchange of ideas and opinions, an opportunity to consider important issues of the day?
Leonard: It is. You just kinda put a damper on things when you said, 'The next person I see talking with food in their mouth will be put to death'.

4.4

Quote from Howard

Howard: How did you get so brave all of a sudden?
Raj: It's easy. The spider's crawling up your arm.
(Referring to Howard's bravery test to see which one is the sidekick.)

4.4

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: It's illegal to spay a human being.

4.2

Quote from Sheldon

Yes, this is doctor Sheldon Cooper. Is this the Zack JohnsOn that used to have coitus with my neighbour Penny? Sorry to bother you. (to different person) Hello I'm looking for a Zack Johnson that used to have coitus with my neighbour Penny. Coitus. It means intercourse and I have a feeling I'm speaking to the right Zack.

4.1

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Possible explanations for your symptoms are, in descending order of likelihood: hyperthyroidism, premature menopause, hosting an alien parasite, or, and I only include it for the sake of covering absolutely all bases... sexual arousal.
Amy: Where would I have picked up an alien parasite?

3.9

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