Quotes from ‘The Thespian Catalyst’

The Thespian Catalyst

'The Thespian Catalyst' - Season 4, Episode 14

Sheldon is inundated with negative feedback when he teaches a class. To improve his communication skills, Sheldon gets acting lessons from Penny. Meanwhile, Koothrappali has romantic daydreams about Howard's girlfriend, Bernadette.

Air Date: February 3, 2011.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Cute is for bunnies. I want to be something with sex appeal. Like a labradoodle.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Mrs. Cooper? Hey, it's Penny. I think I broke your son. Hold on. Talk to your mother.
Sheldon: (Crying) Mommy, I love you. Don't let Spock take me to the future!

Quote from Raj

Raj: Dance number aside, I'm so not gay.

Quote from Raj

Raj: I know the feeling. It's like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit on you. It happened to a friend of mine.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Ok, Sheldon, I think that we should try to get you out of your comfort zone.
Sheldon: Why would we do that? It's named for a reason.
Penny: Well, maybe, you could play your mother, and I could play Spock.
Sheldon: *His right eye twitching visibly, catch in his throat* You'll play Spock?!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Well, I suppose everyone's entitled to their own opinion. I think I'll turn in. I didn't wanna teach those poopy heads anyway.
Howard: FYI, I think that's what Darth Vader said just before he started building the Death Star.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I was expecting applause but I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate.

Quote from Penny

Penny: (Reading tweet) "Listening to Dr. Cooper has made me wanna start cutting myself again."

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I agreed to speak to you this evening because I was told that you're the best and the brightest of this University's doctoral candidates.

Hmm. Course, that's saying you're the most important electron in a hydrogen atom. Because you see, there's only 1 electron in a hydrogen atom. Best and brightest my sweet patootee.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I sense that you're trying to slow walk me to an epiphany. Would you mind very much jumping to it.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Hey, you taught me something. Who would have thought that.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: I'm still not adjusted to how the SyFy channel spells their name now. S-Y-F-Y, that's siffy.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Okay, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is an American classic.
Sheldon: So is the McRib sandwich. I don't care for that either.

Quote from Howard

Leonard: Wow. How do you get an entire lecture hall to flip you off at the same time?
Howard: Apparently, if you're Sheldon, all you need to do is turn your back.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Do you realize that teaching is the first thing I've failed at since my ill-fated attempt to complete a chin-up in March of 1989?

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: Well, the first thing that comes to mind is isolating the part of your brain where the memory is stored and destroying it with a laser.
Sheldon: Hmm, no. One slip of the hand and suddenly I'm sitting in the Engineering Department, building doodads with Wolowitz.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Okay, just to be clear. You are asking me for help because I know something that the brilliant Dr. Sheldon Cooper doesn't.
Sheldon: I suppose that's one way to look at it.
Penny: I think it's the only way to look at it.

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