Quotes from ‘The Engagement Reaction’

The Engagement Reaction

'The Engagement Reaction' - Season 4, Episode 23

After Howard finally tells his mother he's engaged to Bernadette, she ends up in the hospital. Meanwhile, it's bad news for Leonard as Penny and Priya bond.

Air Date: May 12, 2011.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Sheldon, that's my water.
Sheldon: Oh, dear Lord!
Leonard: That's not your water.
Raj: I know.

Quote from Howard

Priya: Indian parents are very protective of their children.
Howard: Right. Whereas Jewish mothers take a casual la-di-da approach to their sons.

Quote from Raj

Howard: Hell hound.
Raj: Who let the satanic dogs out?

Quote from Bernadette

Priya: What happened?
Bernadette: Howard's mother had a heart attack because I have sex with him and she can't.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: 'He drank from Leonard`s glass' - the words they will be carving into my tombstone.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: I'm the king of foreplay.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Oh, what fresh hell is this?
Biosuit Nurse: Wait, you can't leave here, you've been exposed.
Sheldon: (Covering his face with his shirt) No, I haven't. It's all good.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Howard, I have to go to the bathroom and no one will take me home.
Howard: What's wrong with the bathroom here?
Sheldon: Pneumococcus, streptococcus, staphylococcus and other sort of cocusses.
Howard: Sheldon, my mother is on her deathbed and my fiance is grief-stricken over putting her there. I'm NOT taking you home!
Sheldon: Will you at least go with me to the restroom here so you can open the door and flush the urinal?
Howard: No!
Sheldon: This might be a good time to point out, Howard, that friendship requires a certain give and take.

Quote from Raj

Raj: Rotting Zombie. Sheldon's new Facebook picture.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Oh you're going to jibber jabber about jibber jabber.

Quote from Howard

Wolowitz: Have you told your parents you're dating this short glass of skim milk?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I gargled with tequila. I may have swallowed a tiny bit.
Leonard: You all right?
Sheldon: Fine, thank you for asking. I love you so much.

Quote from Howard

Bernadette: You're a putz. Do you what that means?
Howard: Yeah. Do you?

Quote from Howard

Leonard: Does your family have a history of heart disease?
Wolowitz: My family is the history of heart disease. There's a cave painting in France of one of my ancestors doing this. *Mimics heart attack*

Quote from Howard

Sheldon: Zandor, wizard of the north. Ha! I win!
Howard: If you skip the part about under a two week quarantine because you were exposed to a deadly disease, absolutely.

Priya: My brother had a group of friends like this in India. They dressed up in leotards and goggles and called themselves the New Delhi Power Rangers.
Penny: How old were they?
Priya: Not as young as you'd want them to be.

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