Quotes from ‘The Skank Reflex Analysis’

The Skank Reflex Analysis

'The Skank Reflex Analysis' - Season 5, Episode 1

The group is still reeling from the revelation about Raj and Penny, who worries that she's screwed things up with her friends. Meanwhile, Sheldon takes charge of the paintball team.

Air Date: September 22, 2011.

Quote from Amy

Amy: A guest in my trundle bed and a boy at my door. I wish I could tell thirteen-year-old me it does get better.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: For the record, I do have genitals. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: If it's good enough for Kirk, Crunch, and Kangaroo it's good enough for me.

Quote from Beverly Hofstadter

Leonard: Well, uh, okay, um, I dont want to get back together with Penny. We tried it, it was crazy, it didn't work, but I can't deal with the fact that she slept with my friend Raj. And then I find out that Raj's sister Priya, who I've been going out with for eight months, is moving back to India. So I'm just completely confused and alone.
Beverly Hofstadter: I understand.
Leonard: Got any advice?
Beverly Hofstadter: Yes. Buck up.
Leonard: Excuse me. You're a world-renowned expert in parenting and child development, and all you've got is buck up?
Beverly Hofstadter: Sorry. Buck up, sissy pants.

Quote from Amy

Amy: You can't blame yourself. When your pre-frontal cortex fails to make you happy, promiscuity rewards you with the needed flood of Dopamine. We neurobiologists refer to it as the skank reflex.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: If I could I would, but I can't so I shan't

Quote from Amy

Penny: You heard what I did?
Amy: I heard who you did.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Geology isn't a real science!

Quote from Bernadette

Bernadette: (Yelling at Raj) I'M NICE TO EVERYONE!

Quote from Raj

Raj: You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like ruining ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Got any advice?
Beverly: Yes. Buck up.
Leonard: Excuse me, you're a world-renowned expert in parenting and child development, and all you've got is "buck up"?
Beverly: I'm sorry. Buck up, sissypants!
Leonard: Thanks, mother. I feel much better.
Beverly: If you need any more help from me, my books are available on Amazon. Logging off.

Quote from Raj

Leonard: How could you not tell me your sister was moving back to India?
Howard: Maybe he was too busy writing clumsy penis metaphors about my fiancee.
Raj: Screw you, that was a beautifully-written penis metaphor.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: If there is ever a church of Sheldon, it started here.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Don't be so hard on yourself. Do you know the story of Catherine The Great?
Penny: No.
Amy: She ruled Russia in the late 1700s and one night when she was feeling particularly randy she used an intricate system of pullies to have intimate relations with a horse.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Whenever you're ready, AT&T!

Quote from Beverly Hofstadter

Beverly Hofstadter: Hello, dear.
Leonard: You called my mother?
Sheldon: Oh, Leonard, is it really necessary to caption the obvious?
Beverly Hofstadter: He's been like that since he was a toddler. Look, Mommy, a butterfly. Maddening.

Quote from Beverly Hofstadter

Beverly Hofstadter: Sheldon informed me that you're experiencing an emotional upheaval, and I'm here to help.
Leonard: That's so nice.
Beverly Hofstadter: And we're back to the obvious. Now, what's up?

Quote from Penny

Sheldon: What about Nebraska?
Penny: Oh hell with Nebraska. I'm gonna be a star!

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