Quotes from ‘The Infestation Hypothesis’

The Infestation Hypothesis

'The Infestation Hypothesis' - Season 5, Episode 2

Amy is caught in the middle of an argument between Sheldon and Penny after she takes in furniture from the street. Meanwhile, Leonard tries to spice up his long-distance relationship with Priya.

Air Date: September 22, 2011.

Quote from Amy

Amy: You are aware that your ritualistic knocking behavior is symptomatic of obsessive-compulsive disorder?
Sheldon: Is not. Is not. Is not.
Amy: Denial. Denial. Denial.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Sheldon, you do this all the time! You fixate on some crazy idea then blow it way out of proportion.
Sheldon: Name one time I've ever done that.
Leonard: How about the time you put GPS trackers in your garbage because you thought North Korean spies were stealing your doodles? The chicken nuggets you thought were human nuggets. The mysterious cloud that was following you around town. Or the time you put my shirt on by accident and thought you were growing again.
Sheldon: I said name one. You need to work on your listening skills.

Quote from Penny

Penny: What's up, buttercup?

Quote from Sheldon

Amy: Kiss me where I've never been kissed before?
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?

Quote from Penny

Penny: We are like an old married couple!

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I've been sitting in garbage!

Quote from Penny

Penny: What's the gist, physicist?

Quote from Howard

Howard: When you say making it work, does that include doing the cyber nasty?
Leonard: What?
Howard: You know, the virtual pickle tickle. The digital bow-chacka-bow-wow.

Quote from Howard

Raj: Come on dude, that's my sister you're talking about.
Howard: Hey, Leonard jiggling his junk at her through a webcam has got to be easier for you to deal with than him actually touching her with it.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: You're a woman, and I'm going to make you feel things you have never felt before. That's right, say my name, and beg me for more because I'm going to give it to you.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Oh, Leonard, there you are. I need you to check my head for chair lice.
Leonard: I did it last night, I'm not doing it again.
Howard: Just his head, right?
Leonard: I don't want to talk about it. You didn't catch bugs from Penny's chair.
Sheldon: Yes, I did. And now they're cavorting at the base of my hair follicles, like dancing hippies at the Redwood National Forest.
Leonard: Sheldon, you do this all the time. You fixate on some crazy idea and then blow it way out of proportion.
Sheldon: Name one time I have ever done that.
Leonard: How about the time you put GPS trackers in your garbage because you were convinced that North Korean spies were stealing your doodles? The chicken nuggets you were sure were human nuggets. The strangely shaped cloud that was following you around town. The time you put on my shirt by mistake and were convinced that you started growing again.
Sheldon: I said name one. You really need to work on your listening skills.

Quote from Penny

Penny: What's the word, hummingbird?

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I miss the days when your romantic partners could be returned to the video store.

Quote from Howard

Howard: Well, if you don't, you're gonna lose Priya to some fancy guy in a turban who grew up with Kama Sutra coloring books.
Raj: How can you be so racist? Howard: oh, come on, tell me I'm wrong.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: If your video's frozen try re-setting the TCP/IP stack

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: You know, some people might say that it's great that we're trying to make things work long distance. They'd say things like, love is stronger than the miles between you.
Sheldon: When I rise to power, those people will be sterilized.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: All right. Shirt coming off. Ta-da! Man nipples.

Quote from Dr. Koothrappali

Dr. Koothrappali: Hello, Leonard, if I may also say your name.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Please let me know when you and your girlfriend are done hogging the bandwidth for your self-abuse. I'm trying to stream a movie on Netflix in here.

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