Quotes from ‘The Good Guy Fluctuation’

The Good Guy Fluctuation

The Good Guy Fluctuation
Season 5, Episode 7 - Aired October 27, 2011

Leonard and Priya's relationship is put to the test when Leonard meets a cute comic book artist. Meanwhile, Sheldon tries to get back at the guys for a Halloween prank.

Quote from Penny

Leonard: More Halloween candy. Didn't you just buy a bunch of it yesterday?
Penny: Oh, yeah. That's gone. It's a rough month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: [jumps out of the sofa] Bazinga, punk. Now we're even!

Quote from Sheldon

Raj: (Talking to the snake) Let's go to the biology lab and find you some nice yummy mice.
Sheldon: I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on, Cooper. You're better than this.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: "See you in hell Sheldon"? The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: You know, the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche believed that morality is just a fiction used by the herd of inferior human beings to hold back the few superior men.
Leonard: Thanks, that actually does help.
Sheldon: It's worth noting that he died of syphilis.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Leonard, you're looking for a way to sleep with both women and have everybody be happy about it.
Leonard: Now we're getting somewhere.
Penny: What does your gut tell you?
Leonard: Go ask Penny; she'll know what to do.

Quote from Leonard

(Leonard & Alice are kissing)
Leonard: Damn it, I can't. I can't do this.
Alice: Is it my tongue stud? 'Cause if that freaks you out, you're in for a real surprise later on.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: You may be from Texas, but I'm from New Jersey.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: It's me, Mrs. Wolowitz.
Howard: That's not my mom, it's Bernadette.
Sheldon: Really? That's very unsettling.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: And reverse the spin on the anti-proton, and gamma becomes alpha multiplied by a matrix of I comma zero. And there we have it, conclusive proof that I am absolutely useless after nine o'clock.

Quote from other character

Wolowitz: (To Leonard) Did I just see you pick up a girl in a comic book store?
Stuart: Because if you did, you get your picture up there, on the Wall of Heroes.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: I am also a son of the Lone Star state. I'm Texas through and through. And we know how to settle scores down there. If you doubt me, just ask Mexico.

Quote from Sheldon

Howard: You should've seen the look on your face!
Sheldon: Oh, yes. The slightly widened eyes of mildly startled.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: You see, I used to be a jackass, but I stopped myself. I became a good guy. See, that's kind of my superpower. I'm like Captain Good Guy!
(Alice pushes him out, then slams door)
Leonard: It's okay. Did the right thing. *tightens his jacket* You idiot!

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Well, they say at the end of your life, you regret the stuff you didn't do more than the stuff that you did. And, I'm pretty sure Alice is the stuff I want to do.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: All right, so the topic at hand is sexual fidelity. Probably won't be relying on Suess here. Although One Fish Two Fish, Red Fish Blue Fish might be surprisingly applicable here.

Quote from Leonard

(After Sheldon passes out after the Halloween prank)
Howard: who had there money on faint?
Raj: I had pee his pants.
Leonard: Hang on, looks like everyone's a winner.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Oh. Watch out, Sheldon. This little boy Casper is a g-g-g-ghost!
Sheldon: Droll.
Howard: Not as droll as a grown man passed out in a puddle of his own urine.
Leonard: That was pretty droll. With a hint of ammonia.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Come on out, merry pranksters. Take a bow!