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The Ornithophobia Diffusion

'The Ornithophobia Diffusion' - Season 5, Episode 9

Leonard and Penny try hanging out together as friends, while Sheldon is forced to overcome his fear of birds.

Air Date: November 10, 2011.

Quote from Amy

Amy: If you're keeping him, I've got a cage you can borrow. One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck. It was both tragic and hysterical.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Get back here, you stupid bird, so I can love you.

Quote from Howard

Raj: Come on, Sheldon, Star Wars.
Howard: I'm pushing play. I mean it. If we don't start soon, George Lucas is going to change it again.

Quote from Sheldon

Penny: Really? On top of everything, you're afraid of birds?
Sheldon: Its called ornithophobia and someday it will be recognized as a true disability, and the landlord will be required by law to put a giant net over the building. Which is unfortunate because I have a fear of nets.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: I'm going to the movies with Penny. I don't want her to think I think it's a date.
Sheldon: Do you think it's a date?
Leonard: No, but she might think I think it's a date even though I don't.
Sheldon: Or you might think she thinks you think it's a date even though she doesn't.
Leonard: Are we over thinking this?
Sheldon: Not at all.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: Star Wars on Blu-ray.
Penny: Haven't you seen that movie like a thousand times?
Leonard: Not on Blu-ray. Only twice on Blu-ray.
Penny: Oh, Leonard.
Leonard: I know, it's high resolution sadness.

Quote from Penny

Penny: And remember, he's more afraid of you than you are of him.
Sheldon: That doesn't help.
Penny: No, I was talking to the bird.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Trust me, if I had a death ray I wouldn't be living here. I'd be in my lair enjoying the money the people of Earth gave me for not using my death ray.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Too casual?
Sheldon: For an audience with the queen, yes. For an evening of passing a bottle of fortified wine around a flaming trash can, you look great.

Quote from Sheldon

Sheldon: Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.

Quote from Raj

Sheldon: Age 16 a parrot at a pet store calls me fat-ass. Need I go on?
Raj: Yes, please. This is way better than the movie.

Quote from Leonard

(Leonard is pointing out the monotonous movie habits of their former relationship.)
Leonard: No. You always picked, and it was always the same. An hour and a half of beach houses in the rain until the woman turns around and realizes love was here all along.
Penny: But, come on, that is a great movie, and it starts in ten minutes.

Quote from Sheldon

Leonard: Do you think I'm overdressed?
Sheldon: It depends on the activity. For a prostate exam? Yes. If you're playing Vegas, I'd add sequins.

Quote from Amy

Amy: So I guess you have to have hollow bones to get some sugar around here.

Quote from Penny

Penny: Did you tell her her about your favorite asthma inhaler?

Quote from Raj

Raj: That is one tough birdie.

Quote from Leonard

Leonard: You didn't see me telling Kevin that you thought Cold Wars were only fought in Winter

Quote from Penny

Penny: Then I'll return the favor and I won't tell...
Laura: Penny: Laura that half the dirty movies you own are animated.

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